French Bakery

a.k.a. rim job- to lick and make out with someones asshole.

She sure liked that French Bakery I gave her.

by BashBro18 October 11, 2004

rusty bakery

when you have an old fat woman and she tells you that she wants it in her vagina... but you continue to miss the mark by putting it between her rolls/wrinkles; resulting in the old fat woman giving you a blowjob whilst her long jowels tickle the insides of your legs.

Well the other day I got me a 49'er to come home and give me the old rusty bakery.

by Ivan E. Normuscock March 1, 2009

Pastriez Bakery

a cafe "game" in roblox where the workers are 8 years old and have bad grammar

Guy: hey man, wanna play Pastriez Bakery?
Me: no thanks I'd rather touch some grass

by aleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex May 12, 2022

Yreka Bakery

"Yreka Bakery" is the most popular palindrome in the mythical state of Jefferson.

Yreka Bakery is the same coming and going.

by JeffersonHistorian January 8, 2009

Dusty Bakery

When a pregnant woman preforms sexual acts with an elderly man

Yo, my i caught my boss banging my pregnant wife, talk about a dusty bakery

by GetHighWitUs January 30, 2015

Ass Bakery

An ass bakery is a bakery filled with huge amounts of cookies containing Qwonk semen and gallons of horse semen. World of Warcraft, VRChat, and Runescape players alike are joining together to eat at the ass bakery of Qwonk. This term originated from the autistic subscribers of Qwonk (the really famous VRChat player).

Person 1: Yo! You want a cookie from the ass bakery?

Person 2: Fuck yes! Give me that Qwonk cookie right on my lips as long as it’s fresh out of the ass bakery! I'll Qwonk someone right in the bush as long as they're hungry for my butts!

Person 1: OK I'm taking it out of the ass bakery right now you little Qwonk!!! FUCK!

Person 2: Hell yes stick it up my ass right now! Fresh out of the ass bakery daddy that's just how I like it!

by Lipcose July 18, 2018

k-bakery

a dumb crackhead community with mainly kath, hailey, danica, irene, rita, harry, kallum, noodle, karma so like <3

k-bakery is the best discord server ever ofc

by kath <3 January 10, 2021