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Befucked

The Russians befucked the voting system.
by Aviator8808 August 24, 2020
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Bagfuck

A girl that is so damn ugly you want a bag to barf in while you fuck.
Damn! Somebody give a bag to barf in! This bitch a Bagfuck!
by Fredrick Holtscock May 27, 2012
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batfuck and mustard

Said when a confluence of thought and/or action occurs during a conversation between two or more individuals. See: Poke, you owe me a coke, or the concept of a jinx, but without the imposed silence inherent in existing concepts.

This pejorative should be shouted and/or typed at any moment when both parties involved in a conversation type or say what is essentially the same concept (with allowances for differences in wording).

The declaration should especially come into play when this confluence occurs at several moments in the same conversation; the first instance might be unique, but three or more would justify loudly shouting "BATFUCK AND MUSTARD" from any available rooftops.
A: I consider the cantaloupe to be an unnecessary fruit.
(simultaneously)
B: I no longer require cantaloupes in my repertoire of melons.

A and B (unison): BATFUCK AND MUSTARD!

B: Indubitably.

A: I need a beer.
by unsquare June 19, 2007
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bufuck

Imma bufuck yer mom
by Jimmicap May 15, 2003
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Bafuckin'nana

-adj, noun, exclamation;

A tropical fruit with the word fuck inserted in the middle. Used as an abrupt exclamation or utterance of exasperation, or an adjective describing dumb folk. Also can be an expression of surprise or shock,
Is that a bafuckin'nana spider?!
by ellinad.emplet. September 5, 2010
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bafuckery

i didnt mean to sleep with my uncle it was just bafuckery
by fwamiiii March 23, 2024
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bafoucker

baseball,soccerball,and football all put together
"Can you help me find a bafoucker?" a little girl said.
by ellender October 6, 2007
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