a moron who wants to spend time with you more than you want to spend time with them, because they cannot stand their own company.
by JAT October 10, 2004
Get the pain in the backsidemug. guy 1:Omg that dude has a large supply of hair on his ass!!!!
guy2: yeah he has a Backside Blackbeard.
guy2: yeah he has a Backside Blackbeard.
by whodawoman June 7, 2011
Get the Backside Blackbeardmug. Backside Clapping - polite euphemism for that rhythmic phenomenon that happens during intimate moments; while making love with one's own lady!
After forgetting their anniversary, Dave tried to make it up by suggesting some enthusiastic backside clapping, but his wife just rolled her eyes and handed him a honey do list.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
At the dance class, the instructor heard some vigorous backside clapping coming from a new couple and shouted, "Now that's how you spice up the tango!"
When the neighbors complained about the noise, Tom grinned and said, "Sorry, we were practicing some late-night backside clapping for our couples' counseling class at church!"
When the bedroom’s backside clapping echoed through the house, their dog howled along, thinking it was a new musical phenomenon worthy of a Grammy.
Trying to keep things spicy, Lisa declared their anniversary backside clapping session a natural phenomenon, joking it could register on the Richter scale.
by exit21 August 11, 2025
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