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Backwards Whale

The backwards whale is a sex move. In this move the guy is sitting on the chair and the girl is standing directly over his penis. The guy then uses one hand to support himself holding onto the chair and he slowy moves up kind of looking like he is going to do a bridge move from gymnastics making a whale noise, (similar to the one dory makes on finding nemo.) and then thrusts upward violently saying BAM! Very loud. Thus completing the backwards whale.
Guy1: Bro I pulled the backwards whale on my girl last night.

Guy2: Oh yeah? Did you make the whale sound?

Guy1: Yeah I sounded like this, "whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAM!!!!"

Guy2: Hell yeah that sounded just like Dory from Finding Nemo! Kudos!
by fuckmebilly May 17, 2011
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Backwards Hustle

Backwarda Hustle AKA Anoos Hustle: Hustlin hard yet losing loot due to using of ones own product. Using more then selling hence loss of funds in a money making venture.
Don: Take it easy my dude, how are you making money when you do all that yourself??Is this a Backwards Hustle scheme?

Minooch: I know what I am doing bro, trust me you have to know your product inside out.

Don: Everyday's a struggle when you Anoos Hustle.
by YoungDon August 15, 2012
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backwards custard cream

The backwards custard cream involves screwing your chosen partner violently, first making eye contact with the recipient, then when they are about to cream, do a jerking cork-screw action and flip them on to their belly and cum on their back.you have just achieved the Backwards custard cream.
mike gave me the old backwards custard cream last night, he didnt half make my custard cream!
by dbistcuitjj November 13, 2016
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backwards hoodie fetish

being turned on by a hot chick or dude wearing a hoodie backwards
Janice: Hey Steve
Steve: Hey Janice want to put on that hoodie backwards for me

Janice: uhh Steve do you have a backwards hoodie fetish or something?
by ratspajamas458 June 3, 2018
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Backwards Skater

A modern colloquialism to describe a homosexual person. This is due to the extremely flamboyant posture of male figure skaters skating backwards. This posture consists of pouted lips, flailed hands and of course arse travelling forward at high speed.
"Is that guy a backwards skater?" "I'm not sure but he sure farts sparkles"
by ScrotesMcGoats June 11, 2020
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Backwards Cincinnati

When your significant other uses a strap-on to fiercely penetrate your asshole with no lube, break, or conditions! Also known as the Steve Army special!
Hey babe, you look like you could use a break. Well to fucking bad! It's time for the good ol backwards Cincinnati!
by Mike of diamonds! November 5, 2020
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suffering backwards

This is used to describe an extreme level of suffering and going through it, only you start out living a good life but as you get older you only decline and are heading to rock bottom.
Lisa " I cannot believe I used to drive a jaguar and have all the money I wanted and more."

Kelley "but John told me he saw your bank account and you had 39,999 dollars just sitting in the bank?" What's up with this grief show?

Lisa " I promise you that I am just over losing everything. I am definitely suffering backwards"

Kelley "...and back again" bless your heart.
by Ionajag November 3, 2013
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