Babooning

Pooping. More along the lines of loud, explosive, gut wrenching pooping that feels like an entire family of baboons are tearing apart you intestines. Also used to describe pooping in public places so the general population has no idea what is about to happen.

"Hey Shane, are you ok in there? I heard a lot of noise."
"Yeah Larry, I am fine! I am just babooning."

by bizdoggette June 6, 2016

Baboon Pants

Slacks that have the backside cut out thereby exposing the buttocks. Sometimes confused with assless chaps.

Damn, my swamp ass is out of control! I’ve gotta pick up a pair of baboon pants.

by R_Chi_Bald March 18, 2018

Baboonism

When a person or group of people act with no intelligence ie stupid unsociable behaviour together with their inability to reason or apply logic

I would use baboonism in context to a response

Ie. Why are they acting in that way?
" thats just baboonism "

by Stee Bee December 24, 2019

Baboonery

A person who is a not very intelligent and makes dumb decisions

Paula that is such baboonery. You’re acting like a meatball.

by Josiah Joyce May 8, 2020

baboonchie

(Baboon-chee)
A spin-off of boochie created by Twaimz. Creates extra emphasis on that fact that someone looks and acts like a baboon while being a fucking bitchy whore.

Slayster Baddie: ugh how dare you touch me you baboonchie ass slut
Random: omg that’s so mean *cries in shame*

by .radish. October 30, 2022

Babushka baboons

Hi this is another definition for the word above :) We were going to be called failed abortions but we weren't allowed, so we named them the Babushka baboons they are the most legendary band in the wold if you do not like this band name *normal person* you will not like how we act we are crazy and scream for exact reason if you do then your are a wierd person we love theses type of person SO GO BEYOND also bakugos HAWT!!!!!!

*wierd person no. 1* LOOK THERES THE LEGENDARY BAND BABUSHKA BABOONS DO YOU THINK THEY WILL GIVE AN AUTOGRAPH ??
*normal person*No they are horrible

by IAMABABOOSKABABOON November 3, 2020

the baboon

Someone who likes to shit in sinks whilst hanging from the ceiling. Usually they remove ceiling tiles and find pipes to hang from.

I went for a piss in work only to find the new guy doing the baboon.

by blake57 October 26, 2011