bathtub boy 

a nickname for a boy that masterbates in the bathtub no mater where he is

one of my friends masterbated in a bathtub when we were in euroup. we call him bathtub boy

bathtub boy by me!!in real life April 22, 2008

Bathtub Face 

Anytime a girl's makeup runs over her face due to tears or precipitation giving the appearance that she has been recently crying...most likely in a bathtub behind a locked door.

I broke up with my girlfriend last Monday and she has had bathtub face all week.

Bathtub Face by dweezey February 20, 2011

Bathtub wasted 

This is a state of inebriation when you get so drunk that you mistake a bathtub for a bed and fall asleep in a bathtub.

"She was so bathtub wasted she didn't realized she crawled into the bathtub to sleep instead of her bed."

Bathtub wasted by Mastro Lindo August 25, 2013

Bathtub Speed 

The terminal velocity of a porcelain bathtub.

"When I was skydiving I almost went bathtub speed."

Bathtub Speed by benisthelion October 18, 2017

bathtub fingers 

When you've fingered a bitch for so long your fingers get wrinkly and pruned.

I was fingering Trace in Maccas car-park for so long last night I got bathtub fingers.

bathtub fingers by Rusty Spoon Fingers May 14, 2018

Bathtub Skipper

Somebody who claims to know everything about warships and naval warfare, but actually has little to no real world experience in the field. The naval equivalent of the Armchair General.

There he goes, hating on the Zumwalt destroyers again. He's such a Bathtub Skipper.

Bathtub Skipper by RoundenBrown October 16, 2018

Bathtub Bluedart 

I thought it would be interesting to see what a bluedart would look like if you launched a fart in the bathtub, lit the methane gas as it broke the surface of the water and capture all of it with high speed cameras. I started with one highspeed camera to test the timing and ended up using two that were parallel to each other and mounted them individually on motorized tracks. Both cameras and tracks were submerged and lowered to the exit. Several attempts were made to get the precise timing so that the cameras would launch at the beginning of the first bubble and travel out of water at exactly the sametime, then continuing upward 8 inches above the waters surface. My well timed assistant Veronica, used a Bic and lit the gas as it exited the water. Eureka! We filmed 25 seconds of underwater bubble paradise, that I still use as a Sscreensaver today. An additional 25 seconds was fillmed out of water capturing the first bubble pushing its way through the waters to the awaiting flame. It egnited a myriad of blue colors, each bubble liting the next as it exited.

It is still my favorite highspeed film to date.

I was surprised by the shear size of the flame that was created as my Bathtub Bluedart exited the water nearly taking my eyebrow off.

Bathtub Bluedart by Bluedart February 20, 2021