buttsnatch

a person who isn't an ass or a snatch they are the place in between.The captain of the Douche Squad. not quite an asshole, or pussy. there for you are both... a BUTTSNATCH!

Hey ted, have you seen my lighter? Ohh shit! that was yours?
yea fucking Assmaster! Assmaster? really john your being a BUTTSNATCH! fuck you too ted.

by calitree4me September 26, 2012

chocolate and butterscotch

A womans time of the month, so named for her craving of

sweets and their ability to soothe

Barb was so angry, everyone could tell she was having her chocolate and butterscotch

by sluggerbob November 22, 2010

Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe

A restaurant founded by actor and meth dealer, Brad Pitt. This wonderful place was founded in the year 2007, and is located on the top of Mt. Vesuvius in Dallas, TX. Millions of visitors come each year from all around the world to try dishes such as "dick on a stick," "stick on a dick," and "fried fish." For more information, search Brad's Butterscotch Dicksicle Cafe on Google. This place is the shit, no toilet. However, they do have PUBLIC bathrooms near the main entrance. And we're talkin PUBLIC. If you'd like to be seen by multiple people of all nationalities while taking a shit, come on down.

George: "Man, I'm hungry."

Jorge: "Dude, let's go to Brad's butterscotch dicksicle cafe! I hear they have the best fried fish!"

George: "Who gives a fuck about the fish, I'm lookin for that dick on a stick!"

Jorge: "I can help you out with that right here. No need to go to Dallas. Just fetch me that chopstick over there."

George: "......"

by That kid from the zuu April 24, 2011

butterscotch

Leakage of lubrication and bodily fluids on camera during an anal sex scene.

That was a really hot scene until the butterscotch showed up.

by Opie November 24, 2003

Butterscotch

A butterfaced (female with a great body but gross face) milf. Basically any older woman who has an amazing body but a horrendous face.

I thought my boss was a smoke show, but then she turned around and I realized she was a total butterscotch

by DareToBro10 July 22, 2011

Butterscotch Charles

As you are f*cking your girl and are about to cum, pull out and let the whole load in her mouth. Make sure she saves it in her mouth and doesn't swallow just yet. Then pee in her mouth and have her swish it around like mouthwash, gargle it and swallow it.

Yo I just gave my girlfriend a butterscotch Charles a few minutes ago, it was pissy intense!

by Chaz1997 January 31, 2008

Butterscotch

Noun. Slang term for the male genitalia.

Susie Q is all about sucking on that butterscotch.

by Y.U. Ma December 7, 2010