Boston 

An overreaction to an obviously harmless situation. Refers to Boston police blowing up "suspicious" Lite Brites and traffic counting devices.

I left my iPod on the subway and the cops went all Boston. They shut the whole line down and blew it up.

Boston by RayNC March 1, 2007

Boston 

place. Fine American city with tendency to worship bearded champs who take pride in doing their best. Peopled by gracious folk who cheer lustily and don't engage in ceremonial destructive riots. Also one of the birthplaces of freedom. Home of many museums, rock quarries and displays honouring the displaced native americans.

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See the game?

You bet! Boston Rules!

Party!!!

Sensibly of course.

Of Course!!!

Boston by gnostic 1 November 2, 2013

boston 

Lets have a definition coming from someone who actually has lived in Southie (South Boston) their whole life and has seen a lot of people and know what its like.

1. This place fucking blows. There is nothing to do, it is overrun by conceited chavswho think they fucking own everything because they vandalize shit and pick on kids younger than them. If you wanna go to the movies, you have to hike it to the nearest bus stop. Then wait for an hour for the bus to come. Then go all the way downtown and walk another ten blocks to the movie theater while being quacked at by yuppies in duck tour boat and run into crazy hobos and desperate street vendors.

You can't wear one single thing of black hear without a fourteen year old wearing a burberry cap calling you a goth. You can't speak your mind without getting jumped. If you have an issue with a chavette, they get their chav boyfriends to jump your non chav boyfriend who has nothing to do with it.

Girls here tend to wear tight jeans with their thongs hanging out, fake silver hoops and smoke so much that its disgusting. The girls lose their virginity to mansluts here when they are fourteen. Their bleached blond hair is straightened with an actual iron because they are too "ghetto" to afford a straightener even though their parents are fucking filthy rich.

But some shitty ass teenagers have fun here. Hanging out in local parking lots, sharing the same cigarrette and vandalizing shit. Then there is the fighting. Oh, the fighting never stops. People take street fighting up as a sport in the NBA.

The guys think they are fucking John Cena when they are really scrawny little shrimps wearing oversized teeshirts. The girls swear every three words and smoke like crazy, and drink and fuck and slut around. But they somehow appear adorable to their men.

1.
John - normal guy
Kelly - chavette
Rick - chav - Kelly's boyfriend

John: Hello Kelly.
Kelly: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
John: Nothing. Just hello.
Kelly: are you calling me a slut just because I fucked three different guys and I'm only thirteen?
John: no, I'm just greeting you -
Rick: Hey little gothic faggot! You wanna piece of this
* pulls up sleeve and shows off muscles as thin as a two year old's pinky finger*
John: *sigh*

2. Bob: Hey, you wanna go see the movie Click?
Jim: Nah. I don't feel like waiting for the bus for ten hours and then getting knocked over by yuppies on the hike to the movie theater.
Bob: Wanna go ice skating?
Jim: And get knocked over on the ice by stupid chavs? I'll pass.
Bob: Wanna go to the park?
Jim: Why, so we can get our faces punched in for looking at some guy's sleezy girlfriend because she has her hand up her ass? no thanks.
Bob: Boston sucks.
Jim: yeah.

boston by ersfdfgdfgzdv October 9, 2007

Boston 

Sexiest person alive and has all the friends and is good at everything and gets tons of pussy and eats any ass he wants and can do what ever he wants cause everyone wont stop him and he will kick anyones asses theres just two,words for him bomb diggity also hes already tracer

Boston fucked me so hard I cummed 69 times

Boston by Gets alot of puss November 29, 2018

Boston 

Boston usually is someone who is hilarious when they aren’t trying to be. They show signs of cluelessness, and fake stupidity. They play baseball and are very tall. When they grow up, they think they are gay; but end up not being gay.

That person thought they were gay, they must be a Boston.

Boston by Turner844 October 11, 2019

Boston 

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Boston is a gay simp.

Boston by CallmeJevin May 4, 2020

boston 

The only place where it's normal to talk like this:

"Let me paak the caah, ok?"
"That movie was fookin gaa-bage!"
"Who faated?"
"I'm gooin daan to the bessment."

Welcome to Baaston, where we learn to talk without moving our lips!

boston by bigtones August 21, 2005