A shit hole town in Greater Manchester famous for Peter Kay, Amir Khan and Bolton Wanderers the worst football club in England. Bolton is 90% drug addicts and if you're not an addict then you sell to the addicts. You will see regular appeals in war torn and 3rd world countries, asking for donations for the poor people of Bolton. If you drink the water in Bolton you are likely to get Hepatitis. If you are looking for something to do in Bolton you can visit Lever Street and pick up a working girl. 100% of the girls have HIV so remember to wear protection.
Guy 1: "Let's go to Bolton for the day"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
Guy 2: "Sorry I'm busy hammering nails into my testicles today"
by northywest February 2, 2025
Get the Boltonmug. Angel Bolton is a stunning and charismatic young woman born in Mississippi, known for her natural beauty and magnetic personality. With a warm heart, a radiant smile, and a presence that lights up any room, she captivates those around her effortlessly. Angel’s charm isn’t just in her looks but in her kindness, confidence, and the way she makes people feel valued. She embodies both Southern grace and a spirited energy that makes her truly unforgettable.
Angel Bolton walked into the room with a radiant smile, her presence so captivating that everyone couldn’t help but be drawn to her warmth and charm.
by YB Tha Mac March 16, 2025
Get the Angel Boltonmug. When someone who loves high school musical but is over the legal consent age ask for your advice on a haircut and you feel obligated to reply with a remark that is kind but unrealistic and wrong. Then the person who takes in your opinion, now uses it as advice and even more as biblical fact. This opinion roots into their head and makes decisions for them and pratically controls their life. also the user has to be over 5'1, white male, brown-ish hair and long and straight bowl cut.
by TheRealzTomothy March 27, 2022
Get the troy boltoningmug. Bolton is a small town in Greater Manchester, home to 139, 403 people (approx.)
69, 500 of these people are Muslims
69, 500 are racist twats
The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed
And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.
69, 500 of these people are Muslims
69, 500 are racist twats
The other 403 are decent people, however go unnoticed
And everyone of these people have experimented with drugs, got pregnant before the age of 18, and probably shagged your neighbours cat.
James: I've just bought a house, I'll be moving there next week
Martin: Oh where are you moving to?
James: Bolton
Martin: It's been nice knowing you
Martin: Oh where are you moving to?
James: Bolton
Martin: It's been nice knowing you
by FuckShitGeyBanged December 12, 2017
Get the Boltonmug. A town which is full of smackheads and kids who think they are sick by taking drugs like pills and magic, it is however a good place to get chased by the pigs in their pig mobiles
by Jonsey from tonge Moore May 23, 2018
Get the Boltonmug. A guy who doesn't believe he owes it to his superiors to kiss their asses or respect them, especially those who live hundreds or thousands of miles away. Also a guy who doesn't treat anybody like a subordinate or alienate them, no matter where they're from, he treats them like everybody else (whether its positive or negative). A guy who treats people as a friend until he finds out otherwise about them, but doesn't believe he owes anybody friendliness even if friendliness is what everyone else is doing.
The guy didn't have a career to speak of, mostly because he wasn't going to start kissing ass today if he wasn't doing it yesterday. He was a reverse Bolton.
by Solid Mantis January 30, 2020
Get the Reverse boltonmug. Angel Bolton is a stunning and charismatic young woman born in Mississippi, known for her natural beauty and magnetic personality. With a warm heart, a radiant smile, and a presence that lights up any room, she captivates those around her effortlessly. Angel’s charm isn’t just in her looks but in her kindness, confidence, and the way she makes people feel valued. She embodies both Southern grace and a spirited energy that makes her truly unforgettable.
by YB Tha Mac March 15, 2025
Get the Angel Boltonmug.