Blanket Whore 

A blanket whore is someone who insists on having more than half the bed covers when they should be shared evenly. Also derived from the blanket whore; Pillow whore, someone who will make sure they have the majority of the pillows when getting into bed with their partner.

1. Shanon was such a blanket whore that it only took 15 minutes before Ben had no sheets on his side of the bed. 2. There are 6 pillows but Ben is being a pillow whore and will only let Shanon use 2 of them!

Blanket Whore by Bs914570Sc September 15, 2009

blanket vent 

air space caused by another person in the bed sleeping so close that the blankets don't have enough space to sag down and cover the exposed back or shoulder

My wife loves me so much that every night she tucks in the covers to close off the blanket vent.

blanket vent by dp May 6, 2003

blanket rule 

A general/generic rule being applied to everything/everyone.

"You cannot just set a blanket rule for lunch break times and expect everyone to fall into line every time you return from lunch; there will be some exceptions and exemptions."

blanket rule by computingman August 5, 2014

blanket time bomb 

farting under the sheets and forgetting about it until you put your head under the cover and smell it

holy crap sbc! you just left a blanket time bomb and dont even warn anyone?

blanket time bomb by Jay-skiier November 3, 2010

Blanket taco 

The technique of rolling up in a blanket so tight you feel like you’re in a taco. But you aren’t any of the bad stuff like vegetables or something you’re the beef and chicken baby.

Sorry I can’t go out to night, I’m just so comfy in my blanket taco.

Blanket taco by Patricia Potato March 2, 2019

blanket syndrome

When you're too cold without a blanket but get too hot when under a blanket.

Person 1: "I'm suffering from blanket syndrome.. I'm doomed to spend this night as either too hot or too cold ;( "

Person 2: "Put on a jacket you little bitch!"

blanket syndrome by JeremyMMkay June 13, 2010

blanket party 

A violent group attack on an unpopular GI. Usually done in the middle of the night, in a barracks situation, the victim’s head and body is covered with a blanket (preventing him/her from fighting back or identifying assaillants). Occassionally these attacks are used to bring a barracks bully into line but unfortunately hundreds of attacks per year are aimed at suspected gays. This type of hazing is tolerated by noncommissioned officiers who see it as a means of "self policing" among privates and trainees.

Smith over there has been a real fuck-up and kept us from getting a pass into town last night. Let's throw him a blanket party tonight.

blanket party by Bill Peters October 6, 2006