Diflucous of the blowhole

Diarrhea; the runs, the hershey squirts (you get the picture. It ain't pretty.)

blowhole = asshole = yer sphincter

After eating at Joe's Ptomaine Shack, Steven had a bad case of diflucous of the blowhole.

by Luigi July 12, 2004

Bloche

Can be a noun, verb, or adjective.

Can be used to subsitiute either of the above.

Noun: Hey did you see that bloche?
Verb: Yea I bloched it really good.
Adjective: Jeffery is a stupid bloche.

by AussieTooth November 26, 2016

Blowhead

A person that does copious amounts of cocaine.

I used to like hanging out with that guy, but he just turned into a huge blowhead.

by Slowgun July 6, 2012

Bloshc

Hard anal sex, usually against a railing, bars, or a cactas.

Mike: "Bloshc! Bloshc!"
Tyler: "Ouch Fucker!"
Mike: "Bloshc?"
Tyler: "Nooooooooo!" (Dies)

by Kyle "Super" Sanchez May 8, 2007

BlogHer

BlogHer (not to be confused with BlogShe): It’s a conference that happens in July. You get there on Thursday and party. Friday you go to a few sessions and realize they are all kind of boring. Go get drunk with your friends. Saturday you go to the sessions that your friends or celebrities are speaking at and then you stalk them and give them love letters with pictures of them and your cat. Saturday night you tell everyone your deepest secrets and also accidentally flash some people. Sunday important stuff happens but you skip it to sleep in and then you go to the airport.

"I went to the BlogHer conference but all I got was this lousy hangover."

by The Troubless April 15, 2008

Blohs

A meaningless addition to a conversation that the user doesn't take seriously. Mostly over-used to annoy a friend or co-worker who is sick of the word.

Vliv: What should I do?

Sha: IDK blohs xD

Vliv: >_> omg

by Eblarg_Twelve November 27, 2009

Bloghard

When a blogger gets all high and mighty and posts something that has them come off as tough and/or cool. Being bloghard usually consists of bashing other peoples blogs, bashing celebrities or musicians, or bashing common opinions without any real reason all from the comfort of their own living room.

"Hey did you guys hear that Brittany Murphy passed away?"

"Late pass dumbass."

"Whoa someone is a little bloghard, sorry I was trying to make conversation."

by standardspit December 27, 2009