by Angus April 05, 2005
Similar to "blast" or a "good time." Spoken as if someone were unfamiliar with the english language and mispronounced "blast."
by Chris Felax March 25, 2008
sister to the shart, this is when a woman is on her period and she farts causing it to ripple up the front of the lips.
I just blarted!
by stepheni andrade July 29, 2010
A bubblicous fart. For example : If you are sitting down and you fart, the bubble creeps up your crotchral region and it is then a blart
by Dfunkalicious October 17, 2009
a bubble fart- one that doesn't pop right away but gets trapped in smalle air pockets in your pants, and sometime by your ballsballfartresulting in a low, deeper sounding fart
by jgootsspacesoots March 09, 2009
One of those rare unique phrases which has no physical meaning however when uttered everyone in the vacinity knows what you mean.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
Used in conjuction with something going wrong for somebody, usually as a result of your mischievous doing. Can be used with similar words like shell.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh Blarted you beanhead!" yelled Shahzhad as Ahmed tripped over a stool on the floor. Unbeknown to Ahmed, Shahzad had planted this stool in a compromising juxtaposition with the door, a few minutes previously as he hear Ahmed marching forth from the great beyond. Then for no reason Shahzad said "Lung fainted over a lung" and chortled to himself and said blarted again a few more times.
by GF July 12, 2006
While farting or passing gas, along with the gas being expelled some blood seeps out of the anus as well. Causing you to "Blart"
Josh: Uh-oh
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
by Patricia Whitespot February 21, 2009