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1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions

This is the oldest unsolved question of mankind, many claimed to know the answer to this question but failed, great minds like Albert Einstein had problems solving this question.
Guy1: who would win? 1 of each pokemon or a billion lions.

Guy:2 the lions would win obviously

Guy3: nah the pokemon would claim victory.

Guy2 and guy3: *proceeds to argue like idiots*

Guy4: 1 of each pokemon vs a billion lions is the stupidest question ever. How do people even argue about this?
by HistoricalGlaceon May 8, 2021
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The Billion Dollar Question

"Who's Got Weed?"
So... here's The Billion Dollar Question.... Who's got weed?
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Ker-billion

A number nth times larger than any other number. Normally used to describe huge numbers in a funny sounding way.
Person A: "OMG, I just got laid like a ker-billion times!"
Person B: "lol, good for you."

Person A: "That Car costs a ker-billion dollars! I can't afford that!"

Person A: "Donald Trump has almost made a Ker-billion dollars in his lifetime."
by Lpardo May 24, 2008
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eleventy billion

the most kick ass number on this planet
either you give me eleventy billion dollars or i'll fuck you to mars
by moop February 3, 2004
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9 Billion

1. To boast something with such arrogance, one forgets to clarify the evidence of their proclamation.

2. To do something as a bitch-ass mofo might.
1. "Rudy cut taxes 9 billion"

2. "Damn, Tyson bit his ear off nine billion!"
by Rudytron December 27, 2007
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a fucking billion

A very, very large number, but not as big as squigillion.
Man, I told you like a fucking billion times not to sleep with my mom!

Oh... I had like a fucking billion sammiches and I am SO full...
by MercuryRaz0r June 11, 2006
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Eleventy Billion

A number used by a person to prove that he is very smart, but usually has a reverse effect on the person hearing the word. Hearing the word "eleventy" used by a person usually causes spontaneous laughter throughout the day at the utter ignorance of the party who used the word. Only three people have used the word "eleventy" in the course of history.

-Bilbo Baggins, after he became the creature Gollum, said he loved the precious eleventy times eleven.

-A.C. Slater of Saved By the Bell Fame said he hated Zack Morris more than Eleventy Screeches.

-And of course the third person is whatever Ass-Hat said it to bring you to this point of looking for it.
Ex. "The odds of that happening are worse than hitting the lottery, like eleventy billion to one..."
by Little Lord Fontleroy April 6, 2017
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