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Bennett

Bennetts have small ball sacks and they rage a lot. They are good skateboarders but they are very fat
Me:Hey Bennett you have a small penis.
Bennett:I will kill you ahhhh
Me: stop raging Fatty
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The Greek god of anagrams. His infamous catchphrase that strikes fear into anyone is, "smoked "sent with lasers"".
Girl after losing anagrams: Who, who are you?!
Bennett Golad: Smoked "sent with lasers"
by Goladio September 6, 2020
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Verb, when someone no-life's a bad game to an extreme; especially when skipping important activities to do so (like school and/or work.)
by aybilow May 26, 2021
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Bennett is a dilf
by Bennettisdilf September 27, 2021
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amazing, deserves the whole world, doesnt deserve any bad luck, did I metion he was amazing? pretty 😇
Bennett supremacy
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My dude 😎 my dawwwg 😎 my best bro 😎 I love you so much and I am missing you in college. You’re my best friend!!
Bennett… more like Ben BUTT!!
by numbsharkteeth January 14, 2022
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BENNETT IS THE BEST (AND I MEAN BEST) BRO EVER!! He is always coming up with crazy creative and exciting ideas. The world will never know how he is able to execute them. His mind is an intricate and important part of him, you'll never truly know what's going on and can count on Bennett to surprise you. He is the funniest person ever with a very specific humor. Always enthusiastic about what's happening in life and wanting to share with others. His stories might sound like a comedy sketch since his life is are surreal. Bennett may remind you of your childhood happy moments, he brings an adorable sense of purity and wholeness to every interaction. Able to put words to what people usually can't describe, he will take you on the most mind blowing adventures and deep talks of your life. Understanding and truth is important to Bennett, he believes in saying what you mean and meaning what you say. Though a very skeptical and real person he looks to the bright side of life. Bennett will see possibilities where others see only failure. He can make anything happen when he decides it is worth doing. If you're a friend of Bennett's count yourself lucky. You get to experience an irreplaceable, intensely caring, silly, and driven dude tell you about all his ideas for hours and hours. He will change the way you think and help you grow in unimaginable ways. Bennett is the bestest friend ever and is perfect the way he is.
"Bennett, my brohemian rhapsody, my brokyo drift, my jabronie, I love you so much and you are the best brother ever."

"Your favorite shows are Sponge-Bob, Rick and Morty, Adventure Time, Psych, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Friends, AND Parks and Rec??! You must be Bennett to have such good taste in TV."

"I didn't fart, my butt blew you a kiss." - Quote from Bennett

"Wow! I miss Bennett so much! If he were here... I would be having a better time."

"The song Mask Off is playing. Bennett must be nearby."

"No matter how he changes or grows, Bennett will always have a home to come back to."
by sharkteef February 9, 2022
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