bend over backwards to bend you over forwards

to go well out of the way (beyond the call of duty) to make somebody suffer a severe shafting (to be right royally buggered)

Dr Drott bent over backwards to bend us over forwards in that exam

by ThrashTang monkey October 7, 2003

[Bend the Lot]

The situation when you circle the same parking lot multiple times trying to find a good parking space,occuring mostly at supermarkets and clothing stores.

I had to Bend the Lot at that wal-mart 8 times to find a good place to park,i wasted my whole day!!

by Davion Williams December 22, 2008

bend and stab

An exercise that can be performed indoors or outdoors involving two people; depending on preference. Recommended on a table or bedside for support.

*Bend and stab thoughts*

1: What were they doing last night?
2: Probably bend and stabbing on the table

by passtheice September 27, 2020

bend the block

circling a neighborhood to attract the dope boys. used to avoid bringing attention to a trap house.

yo homie, bend the block so i can get the glass.

by peezy f baby May 17, 2011

Bend and Send

Originally used by a user called unKinD. Means to be fucked in the ass (figuratively).

That exam really bent and sent me.

by DarkStreet July 14, 2004

Bend Over

When behaving as a bitch, you should expect someone demanding you bend over. When this occurs, you bend your waist so that you ass is pointed upwards, so that your anus is well exposed (and scrotum). Then, you shall expect a dick to be inserted into your anus. When being throbbed, tension appropriately and actively adjust to give the best experience.

Important: If you don't bend over properly or your anus isn't exposed well enough, you will be penalized by having to give a blow job after they finish in your ass, Immediately.

After they finish, they are entitled to giving your ass a slap or give a quick yank to your scrotum. Only then, are you allowed to straighten up.

You are such a bitch! Bend Over!

by LITTLE core September 13, 2023

bend a corner

To provide transportation for: to drive by and pick up.

Yo Dave -- can ya bend that corner for me, dogg?

by Robbie October 24, 2004