Beer

A beverage which makes you feel good about yourself and everyone around you. Try to drink a lot in a small amount of time. Enough will turn you into a drooling vegetable. Great for parties.

Randall- "Yay 4 more years of Bush!!!"

Doug- "If you were my son I'd beat you. Now shut up and have a beer"

by SLAYtanic January 29, 2005

beer

the perfect addition to marijuana, and the second best thing to hard alcohol.

a homeless man passed out on the sidewalk

by Jefe April 27, 2005

Beer

To give someone beer

Dude, beer me!!

by The Beer Baron December 23, 2003

[Beer]

And on the 8th day, God created beer, to keep the Canadians from taking over the world.

Canadian 1: wanna take over the world, eh?
Canadian 2: na, let's just have a beer.

by Canadian Booze Hound March 30, 2009

Beer

An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians

S: The Sumerians invented beer
C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.

by Christophercolumbus July 16, 2008

beer

Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.

I need beer to survive.

by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007

Beer

1)true holy water
2)fermented shit dat taste good
3)the best kind of drug

by Beezelbub September 12, 2003