Beats Mush

When your dad play fights with you and tries to beat you up. Where you are asked if you want a fight.

Steve: you want beats mush?
Pat: *screams* get off!!

by kswizzzz August 27, 2019

beats his meat

Fast up and down motion of the hand while grasping the male genitalia.

This guy likes to smoke a bowl after he beats his meat.

by Greenguy420 February 4, 2015

Beats Street Tavern

used to describe your favorite watering hole when an unwanted friend overhears your description of the previous nights exploits. The misdirection is used so that said unwanted friend will not show up to your favorite establishment in the future.

Pete Dick: "Me and T. Gay really got fuck up last night."
The Cooker: "damn, when I left you were still jacking for beats and seemed fairly socially lubricated."
Pete Dick: "Well we Irished Ourselves pretty good."
Uncle Freddie: "Where was this?"
Pete Dick and the Cooker: "the Beats Street Tavern."
Uncle Freddie: "Where is that."
Pete Dick: "Jones Road"

by Pete Dick March 18, 2008

beats gas

Whenever something is cool or awesome.

"Wow! Your mom just bought you a new car, that beats gas."

by New_Words_And their_Meanings August 30, 2021

beats the bomb

The absolute superlative, the best of its kind--even better than the bomb

Waitress: How do you like your milkshake?

Dude: Beats the bomb, the best ever, thanks!

by Dr. Foo November 3, 2008

beats for the sheets

Music that a couple put on before having sex.

I'm gonna put on some beats for the sheets, so when my girl gets home, we can get down. sexy music, r and b music, slow motion for me music, music to get down, sex, music

by joecoolthefool February 23, 2015

Beats My Meat

An unprofessional way to say ‘beats me.’ Mainly used when prompted with a question you have absolutely have no knowledge in.

Origin: Whittier, CA

Chris: “hey Jorge, who drives that shitty lookin RSX”
Jorge: “shiiiit, beats my meat”

by Memebooois May 16, 2022