Batastic

An amendment of the word 'fantastic', batastic describes something that is truly awesome and related to Batman at the same time.

Have you seen the new Batman film? It's simply batastic!

by TheBatgirl February 28, 2012

Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham

i love batman games but this one this one in particular IS NOT GOOD Basically in some levels your not even batman this game should be called Lego Justice league like common. it dose have more characters better graphics but that's every game this shouldn't be a Lego Batman Game (DLC's good tho).

Bro1: bro wanna play Lego Batman 3 Beyond Gotham.
Bro2: No Bro i don't want to play any more stupid Lego Games.

by Legobatman2139 October 6, 2020

the goddamn batman

The Batman appearing in "All Star Batman and Robin the Boy Wonder"

From All Star Batman and Robin The Boy Wonder, issue 1

Batman, to a traumatized pre-Robin Dick Grayson:
"What are you, dense? Are you retarded or something? I'm the Goddamn BATMAN."

by Contravene July 9, 2007

Because I'm Batman

Overall its a justifiable excuse for when you do something completely amazing or really stupid. From passing an exam to accidental setting your house on fire due to the fact that you didn't catch that last flaming chainsaw.

Example 1

Guy 1: "Dude how did you score with mandy last night?"

Guy 2: "Because I'm Batman!!"

Example 2

Officer: "Sir do you know how fast you were going?"

Guy 3: "It doesn't matter how fast I was going because I'm Batman!!!"

by Hourglass Mage May 29, 2011

batman earthquake

When a man jumps off of a high surface, e.g. a counter or dresser, and slams his fully erect penis into his partner's ass

Guy 1: Hey man, did you give that chick a Batman Earthquake last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, she liked it because her parents were also dead

by Dragor July 9, 2016

Briggsy Baths

A gay franchise first set up in New York for the gay community to engage in immersed contact and swimming activity, but closed due to the AIDS epidemic of the 1980s. Recently reformed in eastwood, notts to commemorate briggsy's gay lovers throughout the decades and to once again divulge into gay obscenity and homo erogenous zones.

You want to learn how to swim? don't try the briggsy baths, they dip in more than just water..

by Dwarfed mongrel November 12, 2008

Batman

The most badass superhero created by DC comics to date. This guy dresses up as a bat, which he had a phobia of. That's just how hardcore he is! And the only thing bigger than Batman's absurdly large brain are his silver plated balls. His archenemy is a clown.

Unlike most superheroes, Batman doesn't have a super powers! Not that he needs any when most of the criminals he faces refuse to wield firearms. Batman lives in the god forsaken city of Gotham where freaks crawl out of the sewers every other day to destroy a building or 2. And even though Batman always saves the day, those stupid ass policemen just let the villians go after about a week to start the whole process over again just for kicks!

He also has a pimp ass butler and a gang of little bitches to help him out if, for what ever reason, his massive balls cant get the job done.

"Batman is the more kid-friendly version of Chuck Norris if he became a super hero."

by superdawge September 12, 2009