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baptizing the twins

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.
I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.
by nippleboy September 1, 2009
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Rotten Bagpipe

When a guy eats a girl's brown button with his tongue and, simultaneously, fingers and squeezes her labia together like a bagpipe; a rusty trombone that is performed on women.
I gave my girlfriend a rotten bagpipe last night and she thought it was okay.
by Hermanium December 1, 2009
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rusty bagpipe

When a girl eats your asshole and squeezes your ball sack like a set of bagpipes. There are multiple methods including, but not limited to the reach around, the reach under, and the ever elusive two handed ball squeeze.
After she gave me a rusty bagpipe,I wouldn't kiss her for a week.
by JACDFlexer June 9, 2007
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Westboro Baptist Church

A church that really knows how to use the First Amendment, with thier ridiculous signs saying "God Hates Fags", and "Thank God for 9/11". You can compare them to nazi's and the KKK, but they are basicly the same just not violent. Just a buntch of ignorant fucks that hate anything that says something bad about them. Intstead of saying God Hates This and that, they should just say "Westboro Baptist Church Hates..." and so on. But then people wouldnt give a shit now would they?

They recently came to NJ to come to a couple of High Schools. They failed horribly since most schools closed early and they were standing outside with they're pathetic picket signs. Only a laughable 6 came to my school and no one was there to say anything about it, talk about a waste of time and effort.

Instead of wasting time and blaming other religions and people on problems, they should just blame themselves for giving Americans and Christians a bad name.
Apperently Westboro Baptist Church hates UD too, who cares? Now they hate NJ even more since im from there. If you want more of their bullshit, go to there site. JFGI.
by Guilty Sir November 2, 2009
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Westboro Baptist Church

A wacky bunch of inbreed fucktards from Kansas that need to be rounded up and sent to Iran just so we can get rid of them. Their claim to fame is protesting at the funerals of gays and others that don't match their line of religious thinking (read fire & brimstone Christianity).

Wanted to go so far as to protest at the funerals of the Amish girls killed by a madman gunmen, but backed off when Mike Gallagher offered them airtime.

In short, a bunch of dipshits that use their time on earth to make others feel miserable.
"Look, the Westboro Baptist Church is protesting at another funeral. What do we do?"

"Let's go get a sewage pumper truck and spray them with shit!"

"Good idea."
by youradhere September 23, 2008
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BaptismOnFire

The kid from the Lady Gaga parody on youtube who likes to sing about his acne, pretty funny guy
BaptismOnFire made a parody of lady gaga about acne
by 0123franky July 10, 2010
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boppin bitch

A girl you've seen in the club that you want to suck your dick
So I met this girl at the club
And I just wanted her to suck my dick
And that's because Shes a boppin bitch
Now shes drunk and talkin to me a lot
Until we go to another room
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
This little slut whore sucks cock for a little more bucks
Than them other sluts fuck for
Cause I didnt even knock on the front door
I used the welcome mat as a cum rag
And all the Wolves fucked her too yeah shes a cum bag
Filled with a bunch of shit I purchased at a drug store
Four more door looking sluts let me explore
til my cock got sore and started growing cold sores
Now she thinks that I like her
But all I really wanted was that mouth
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
Now she text messages every day
And I dont ever hit that bitch back
And thats because Shes a boppin bitch
This little hoodrat started jockin at my jock strap
Until my uncircumcised penis finally unwrapped
Flapping up and down until the cack finally go splat
Now you gotta spat spit it out until you scat
Then you gotta sat and shit it out bitch fuck your feelings
You wasnt feeling shit when you was down there kneeling
Now shut the fuck up you got another dick to deal with
Now why cant we fuck with this bitch? Shes boppin
Wait tell him why we cant fuck with this bitch?
Now Im at a fuckin clinic
Cause my dick is swollen and keeps itchin
Nigga I'mma kill this bitch Shes a boppin bitch
Wheres my gun? Imma kill this bitch
by J-Rim reppin SF February 14, 2012
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