In the case something goes wrong you may blame everything or anything on a kid named craig that would normally get you into trouble with the law or friends. You may only blame this on Craig because...
A.) he is not there.
B.) you do not like him.
C.) it sounds better.
D.) you don't have the balls to blame it on another friend.
E.) or because you just want to piss off a kid named Craig
A.) he is not there.
B.) you do not like him.
C.) it sounds better.
D.) you don't have the balls to blame it on another friend.
E.) or because you just want to piss off a kid named Craig
Johny was playing baseball and he threw the ball through a window and the owner of the house came out yelling asking who threw the dam ball. Johny pleaded the Craig amendment and the old man hunted down some other kid.
by zoomzoomzoom April 29, 2008
Get the Craig Amendment mug.In the Court of U.S. law, if one man was not present at said time, place, and or event, he may plead the Frankie B. defense by invoking the 28th Amendment.
Kid not from Connecticut: Hey Frank did the holocaust really happen?
Frankie B: I plead the 28th Amendment.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Whats that?
Frank: Well neither of us was at the Holocaust and what not, so neither of us can speak about it and what not.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Ill take your word for it Frank, you are 100% italian.
Frankie B: I plead the 28th Amendment.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Whats that?
Frank: Well neither of us was at the Holocaust and what not, so neither of us can speak about it and what not.
Douchebag not from Connecticut:Ill take your word for it Frank, you are 100% italian.
by Connecticut born and Bred March 16, 2010
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9th amendment
"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
This just means that naming SOME of the rights in the Bill of Rights doesn't mean there are no more rights for the people.
If we did not have the 9th amendment there would be no where to expand to.
Because the framers of the Constitution didn't have cell phones, they couldn't specifically write, "Policemen can't take away your cell without a warrant, because that's a violation of rights."
Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
"The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people."
This just means that naming SOME of the rights in the Bill of Rights doesn't mean there are no more rights for the people.
If we did not have the 9th amendment there would be no where to expand to.
Because the framers of the Constitution didn't have cell phones, they couldn't specifically write, "Policemen can't take away your cell without a warrant, because that's a violation of rights."
Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
Because the framers of the Constitution didn't have cell phones, they couldn't specifically write, "Policemen can't take away your cell without a warrant, because that's a violation of rights."
Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
Instead, they left some wiggle room for rights they weren't able to think up yet. The 9th amendment is that wiggle room.
by zshen November 6, 2013
Get the 9th amendment mug.1-always the person that packs the pipe gets to hit it first
2-the person that calls backdoor before the pipe is packed will get last place
3-sharing your water or other liquids is mandatory if one of your fellow smokers are coughing.
4-quitting on a bowl will result in the quitter not getting anymore hits for the rest of the day and getting the bitch place (last place in rotation) for the next 5 smoking sessions unless he/she has declared a nonsmoker and has not taken any hits from the bowl(even one will count).However if the quitter is the person whom has asked to smoke another bowl he/she is not able to quit on it.
P.S:The 5 session suspension from good hits could be appealed(and potentially reduced to 3 or 1) with good reasonings how ever the smoking fwllows in the group will get to judge.
2-the person that calls backdoor before the pipe is packed will get last place
3-sharing your water or other liquids is mandatory if one of your fellow smokers are coughing.
4-quitting on a bowl will result in the quitter not getting anymore hits for the rest of the day and getting the bitch place (last place in rotation) for the next 5 smoking sessions unless he/she has declared a nonsmoker and has not taken any hits from the bowl(even one will count).However if the quitter is the person whom has asked to smoke another bowl he/she is not able to quit on it.
P.S:The 5 session suspension from good hits could be appealed(and potentially reduced to 3 or 1) with good reasonings how ever the smoking fwllows in the group will get to judge.
5-Smoking should continue untill everybody in the circle declare stoned.
6-the person that packs the bowl will get shotgun if smoking in the car regardless of who has called it,simply because it is improbable to pack in the backseat.
7-When smoking in a group it is important to be as discreet as possible so any paraional activity including but not limited to:driving reclessly,continiously mentioning how stoned you are,being abnoxiuos will result in punishment decided by the rest of the group.
8-messing around and screwing with people is one of the most enjoyable feelings of being stoned.so it is imortant for the smokers to have a high confidence level and not to get carried away with it.
9- Although when getting in trouble while being stoned means every man for himself,it is important that the person in trouble doesnt sell their smoking buddy out in any circumstances.Violation of this rule will result in punishment decided by other smokers
10-Because Marijuana affects people differently it is polite not to make other people do what you want to do but to take a vote from other smokers.
Judging:taking vote takes place in a way that every smoker in the group gets a vote even the person accused of a violation.However the person packing the bowl will get 1.1 votes to make sure that a tie wont happen.
10 ammendments of smoking marijuana
6-the person that packs the bowl will get shotgun if smoking in the car regardless of who has called it,simply because it is improbable to pack in the backseat.
7-When smoking in a group it is important to be as discreet as possible so any paraional activity including but not limited to:driving reclessly,continiously mentioning how stoned you are,being abnoxiuos will result in punishment decided by the rest of the group.
8-messing around and screwing with people is one of the most enjoyable feelings of being stoned.so it is imortant for the smokers to have a high confidence level and not to get carried away with it.
9- Although when getting in trouble while being stoned means every man for himself,it is important that the person in trouble doesnt sell their smoking buddy out in any circumstances.Violation of this rule will result in punishment decided by other smokers
10-Because Marijuana affects people differently it is polite not to make other people do what you want to do but to take a vote from other smokers.
Judging:taking vote takes place in a way that every smoker in the group gets a vote even the person accused of a violation.However the person packing the bowl will get 1.1 votes to make sure that a tie wont happen.
10 ammendments of smoking marijuana
by Nik Armi April 7, 2010
Get the 10 ammendments of smoking marijuana mug.The Amendment that gave women in America the right to vote and participate in the government. Not surprisingly, America was threatened by Communism, swamped with organized crime, and the nation's economy collapsed soon afterwards.
by Jim Hodgkins May 29, 2004
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by Lost city of Atlantis April 13, 2019
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Cathrine had to get a covid test because she was afraid of contamination now rob must call for amendment 69.
by Budderson77 October 5, 2020
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