Dick Awning

A man's stomach, especially when it is very large. So large that it keeps the sun off of it.

You could hit the G spot if you would retract your dick awning!

by Ravlore July 31, 2016

Cock Awning

When a guys stomach is so large and protruding that it provides shade for his junk.

"Is that guy pregnant?"

"No, that's just his cock awning"
"Oh, I bet he hasn't seen his junk in years"

by Horse head March 14, 2019

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is really gay

But doesn’t seem to be to the universe

yes_i_am_gay_stop_asking Is bob

by Byeiambye January 7, 2022

half-asking, half-asked

This is a misinterpretation by churchgoers, puritans, and girls named Theresa or Mandily of half-assed or half-assing. Please see half-assed and half-assing. If someone uses this mistakenly, you should correct them. If they are using it intentionally, you should avoid them.

T: I've been half-asking... :/
A: half asking?
T: Yeah, I go study, I start then get distracted
A: You mean half-assing...
T: *i've been
--- I think it's half-asking, half-asked
A: BAHAHAHA
T: :P
T: Lol
I see both
A: Nuh ah... *shakes head* See Urban Dictionary
T: Ahahahaha I think it's hilarious whenever you put on an attitude LOL
A: I think it's hilarious when people mix up words... I said "flice water" instead of "fly swatter" until I was a teenager.

by ortegaaj January 21, 2013

Acking

Verb: Brookline bros gaming with great strategy late at night

Guy1 : We acking tonight

Guy2: Yea 2am be there lets ack it up

by BigMan31 December 27, 2009

Amking

N. An excessively large male genitalia

Adj. Someone who pertains to be an Amking

"Wow, I never realised I had an amking"

"Man, you can sure be an amking sometimes"

by Sorrow March 25, 2005

asking not asking

A sarcastic phrase that re-frames your polite request as a demand.

"Phil can you hand me the remote? Asking not asking!"

by F-Stop FitzgeraldStop October 2, 2017