Average Bro

synonym phrase for Average Joe - used for African American man

He is an average bro

by Abeshaboi May 18, 2004

nigga alert

when you see a nigga walk in

2 chainz: ill nigga alert! ill nigga alert!

by gucci_gooch December 2, 2013

bang average

Emphatically typical or undistinguished, but used in a context where this is inherently somewhat disappointing.

“I think it’s the worst Liverpool team I have seen in years. They look bang average." - Harry Redknapp
“The start has been bang average over the four league games so far if I’m honest” - Jonathan Woodgate

by dickoon March 3, 2016

Brown Alert

When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.

"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."

by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009

average down

To make subsequent poor financial decisions in an effort to reduce the relative impact of an initial poor financial decision.

That hooker definitely wasn't worth the $200, so I'll average down with liquor and blackjack.

by Harvey Bennet April 20, 2010

flert alert

to be exclaimed when someone is caught flerting with another person.

boy: hey girl, you're so kiute!
girl: flert alert ! 🚨

by louafsique July 5, 2020

advertorial

An article or editorial that has been written for the purpose of promoting a product or service. The word itself is a combination of "advertisement" and "editorial." Often the piece will avoid a tone with overt bias.

I had read a whole page about vitamins in the news magazine before realizing the story was just an advertorial.

by brianbbad March 23, 2011