Average Goon

Just your average troublemaker who enjoys the colors purple and yellow, and LOVES building things. Warning: Average Goons can be VERY competitive. Basically combine your average joe and your local goon squad.

God, that group is just a bunch of Average Goons!

by Velocidellix April 15, 2018

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Average Virgin

A person who abuses their Snapchat story with (nobody cares) Fortnite or PUBG wins.

Average virgin: yo I won a game of Fortnite!

Me: I don't care. Yo guess what.

Average virgin: What?

Me: Get a LIFE!!

by Zicardo May 31, 2018

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AverageSweat

AverageSweat: a not so good dungeon player that cant beat egom personal best in floor 7 even with hael9 on

after benned for haeling, has sinse gave up on using hael

now its a perm in DeathStreeks Party and plays with the shortest man in dungeons Breefing

AverageSweat was banned for Haeling

AverageSweat can't beat egom's pb

by fard meain June 30, 2021

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Average Nebraskan

The act of being finger-banged by a passenger while driving down the highway.

That couple is pulling an average Nebraskan at 70 mph!

by James.albrecht November 21, 2022

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Average

Anything that can be seen without a microscope.

Daniel: Hey what’s average?
Aidan: 2 inches.
Daniel: Fuck….

by Daniel’s Nemesis June 27, 2023

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Average Ayan

Contrary to the implied name, Average Ayan IS THE most SPECIAL person to ever exist.

Adj. To describe someone as special, especially the violent and racist kind.
N. A person who is extremely unique and average at the same time (The kind that will stick a pencil through your hand)
Adverb. To do something so remarkably unusual that has HUGE!!!! consequences.

Average Ayan is the type of guy to murder someone in an alley, then report the body and act like he knew the guy while buying milk for his friends.

by The Hugest Sam October 27, 2023

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