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Alton

noun- person- jamaican origin- masculine- A passionate lover of women. Wildly erotic and satisfying to the opposite sex. Extremely talented and creative while making women feel he really gives a shit. Void of sincere comittment. Will screw any female with half a vagina.
he's such an Alton, i came six times last night!

He's never gonna marry me! Fucking Alton!!
by googooman January 4, 2010
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autonoober

A Heckler & Koch G-3, or PSG-1 semi-automatic rifle outfitted with a powerful scope and a 20-30 round magazine used in the computer game "Counter Strike: Source".

See also AWP.
Damn, that guy is l337 with that autonoober!
by Captain Neatoman October 18, 2004
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Altonio

Smart asf, hard working, is always ready to fight. He won’t hesitate to call you out on your bullshit. He says he’s loyal but will lowkey tank shit behind your back, but it is all out of love.
Altonio said he wants to fight, so you better wrap your weave up!
by Cammyboi November 26, 2018
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Alton

That guy is such an Alton
by Sksksk60 April 19, 2020
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Ben Auton

the consumption of a drink, traditionally Baily's Irish Cream, by soaking it up with a mop and dispensing it from there.
its easy to serve out shots with a Ben Auton
by Jonathan Boothby February 5, 2008
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Alton

A very cute guy who short but is nice and mean and will stay loyal to women and will not cheat. He is smart and very sports like. Loves to joke and play but when it comes to family and friends he's serious. Girls this is your best life choice
Alton is soo cute but smart and shirt
by Litboii236 July 16, 2017
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Altona, NY

Altona is where Yard Sales are the only things that bring people to the town. Duct tape is used to fix anything and everything,including houses, cars, even body parts, and it considered ALTONA CHROME. Altona is the town where men are men and so are half of the woman. It is also the town where the fire trucks are older than half of the people that live in the town. There are several burrows of the town. They include Sciota, Irona, Forrest, Flat Rock, and the Ganienken Territory. Don't get caught stealing on the territory cuz they are gunna get you.
"Is that chrome on your car?" "No, that's just Altona Chrome, or duct Tape." Yeah, you are from Altona, NY.
Altona, NY is a town full of CHEEWEES.
by Tona man derp a doo August 18, 2011
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