Aviation

Rules telling us bees cant fly

According to all known laws
of aviation, there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

by NS2203 July 7, 2016

Fanfiction Addiction

When you are extremely addicted to "Fan Fiction". Otherly known as FFA.

Bianca: Hello?! Sarah?
Sarah: Sorry Bianx, was reading Fan fiction.
Bianca: UGH! You have Fanfiction Addiction now!

by demilovatofan October 14, 2008

Matthews addiction

when someone is addicted to beating his meat and loves to eat his own shit

Bro rafael has matthews addiction

by MaxEatsButtAndPuss September 10, 2021

additional pylons

1. Something that bitches don't know 'bout.

Bitches don't know 'bout my additional pylons.

by Blackhawk003 February 28, 2008

Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)

The disease for a person who's too addicted to their ipod or other mp3 to pay attention to anyone or anything and is not able to enjoy their life.

Guy 1: "Hey man, what's up with that dude? All he does is sit and play with his ipod."
Guy 2: "I don't know dude, I think he has Ipod Addiction Syndrome (IAS)."
Guy 1: "Oh. Sucks to be him."

by Olisaurus March 13, 2010

Addiction

A conscious (and unconscious) action characterized by repetition and obsession. It is possible to become addicted to basically anything, sometimes the tendency may be rewarding but often it is problematic and self-destructive; nevertheless, a feeling of satisfaction is achieved.

Addiction to: TV, coffee, exercise, internet, work, money, religion, carbon, drugs, power and so on.

by FLA53 June 16, 2010

facebook addiction syndrome

Never being able to leave facebook.. On it day and night.. Staying up late.. Even when you know things havent changed and it stays the same. When you decide to play a game for hours that your eyes start getting swollen and red and bags under them.. When a friend asks you to go to a movie but you decline because you have to see the next update on your friends status.

She totally has facebook addiction syndrome

by chica_bonita123 November 22, 2010