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attempted mordor

Da act of unsuccessfully trying to transfer someone from more-friendly-and-peaceable lands into da most-feared region of Middle Earth.
Da Black Riders committed attempted Mordor on Frodo at the Ford of Bruinen, but he managed to ride past them and cross the water, amid their cries of "Come back! Come back! To Mordor we will take you!"
by QuacksO June 21, 2023
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One More Attempt

One More Attempt, or "OMA" for short, is a giga collab hosted by the individual named "bennoct". it was started in february of 2024 and has a staggering 302 parts, with a total member count of 670. the level itself is 94 minutes long. making it the longest decorated level ever in the history of geometry dash.
by TIVQTIVQTIVQTIVQ April 17, 2024
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Do not attempt

How Vonage captions their "people do stupid things" TV ads to cover their a**es legally.
Note: This blonde lady actually DID know better than to enter the water to play with the "dolphins", and fake shark-fins were used in the production of this advertisement. Do not attempt in real life.
by QuacksO November 2, 2018
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