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Hoth Asteroid Field

Located in the Hoth system is a chaotic asteroid field filled with dangerous swarms of colliding rocks. Stray bodies from the field get caught in Hoth's gravity well, and enter the ice planet's atmosphere, becoming meteorites.

If the threat of being crushed by massive asteroids is not enough to deter the most foolhardy pilot, the asteroid field is also home to dangerous lifeforms. At least one unbelievably huge space slug has made a home out of one of the larger asteroids. Furthermore, the field is infested by mynocks, leathery-winged energy parasites that attach themselves to passing ships and then chew on the power cables.

The odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are approximately 3,720 to 1. Han Solo, never being too concerned with the odds, recklessly plunged the Millennium Falcon into the field to escape Imperial pursuit after the Battle of Hoth.
by not a starwars geek November 30, 2004
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Asteroid Fantasy

A name for a person who has a resume for being fired all the time and sits on the computer all day searching for upcoming asteroids that might hit the earth, conspiracy theories of complete bullshit and proof of ghosts and aliens, etc. often tries to explain it to you over loud music that rattles the windows. Dont ask this person for anything because the answer is always ''no!''
Tuesday, 2:30 a.m.

Asteroid Fantasy: "Wow! Vatican struck by lightning hours after Pope resigns!"
Someone: "cool, turn the fuckin music down dude I can barely hear myself talk, let alone you!"
Asteroid Fantasy: "I'm fuckin mind blown!" (turns the music down and takes a drink of beer) "Can I get a hit? it's been a long stressful day and a hit would be wonderful right now."
Someone: (sighs) ya... here... just don't burn it all (hands him the pipe thinking about how lame that excuse to get a hit was)
Someone else: "Can I have a smoke?"

Asteroid Fantasy: "No!" (hits the pipe)
Someone: "I'm goin to bed"
Asteroid Fantasy and Someone else: "Goodnight man see you in the morning."
Asteroid Fantasy: "Wow look at this!" (clicking on his computer)
Someone: "It was an Asteroid Fantasy ladies and gentlemen" (as if he were talking to a crowd of people while on a podium to make fun of him before going to sleep)
Someone Else: "Haha!" (backs up Someone with another quote) "Good morning this is Asteroid Fantasy with breaking news..."
Asteroid Fantasy: "Whatever" (turns the music back up while Someone tries to go to sleep)
Someone Else: "Ya I hope the neighborhood likes this song or if not the sheriffs might like it if we are lucky"
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asteract

Also called bounding asterisks, it is the cyberpragmatic phenomenon of placing actions between asterisks in text.
Kayla: Hey :)

Jason: Sup? *sits down next to*
Kayla: What does the ** mean?
Jason: I’m asteracting ;)
by Pandiecakes January 24, 2018
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Astesha

She is beautiful in her own way. Most Astesha's have curly hair and brown eyes. She is very blunt but kind. She does not let anything offend her, #HatersBackOff! She has many friends. She is a very likable person. She loves food.
Person 1: Hey look there's Astesha!
Person 2: Oh, you mean the kind one!
by YOLO!!!!!!!! May 26, 2018
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Aster

the name of the genetically modified bee that is the size of a medium-large dog with a giant stinger.
by Bambiño November 12, 2020
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asteria from tdk

really nice mod and everyone likes her, has lots of friends, is online all the time and is the speediest responder in support. does lots of teagames and cool events. remembers everyone, so if you're nice to her she'll remember it forever. all her close friends call her ast because its cool. doesn't judge anyone and is okay with whatever unless it's someone being really mean.
Person: Omg is that asteria from tdk
Person2: Yes ast is very nice but if you get on her bad side thats a no no
Asteria: Yesh hello hehe

Person: can i get loyalty 1
Asteria: yea i got it!
Person: wowee thank u ast
by lovietta November 20, 2020
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Astelonia

Astelonia is a micronation located in the hearts of its people.
by Earenstain October 29, 2021
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