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Assanginate

To assassinate the character of one that brings to light evidence of a governments wrongdoing.

Destroying the messenger so as to introduce questions regarding a persons credibility.
Michael Moore has dared to highlight our governments incompetency. We'd better try and assanginate him.
by JustThink4Once December 24, 2010
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Assnanigans

Sexual Shenanigans whereby a male intends to perform anal sex on his unexpecting partner and does so my Tom Foolery and leads his partner to beleive that the occurance of the unexpected anal sex penetration was merely the direct result of a result of cockslippage.
Howard couldn't wait to have a little bit of his girlfriend's Brown Eye so he pulled of a little Assnanigans and slipped out mid-stroke making Sonja squeal with delight.

Roger: Hey Carl. How was your date with Rhonda last night?
Carl: Oh it was good Brahhhh! I pulled some Assnanigans!
Roger: Sweet!
by Eaton Holgoode September 11, 2014
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assman

A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.

Also spelled "ass-man."
And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!
by yeyYAY June 16, 2006
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asswanker

variation of wanker, it just makes the victim of the insult that much more gay.
Jeezy Creezy, jacob is such a friggin asswanker.
by Tion the One April 28, 2003
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asswagon

The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.
Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!
by hay thear October 17, 2003
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asscan

(n)
Similar to a Leprechaun's Pot of Gold, an object of priceless value... Something you search endlessly for. The only catch is, you don't know what the fuck it is.

also, A universal word, similar to the word "skeet", which can be used to describe an object which one is in search for and cannot find.

see also, a word used to describe something that you own which has recently been tampered with
"Yo nigga, where yo asscan at?"

"Where the fuck is my asscan at bro?"

"That nigga just shit in my asscan!"

"Dude! Who fucked my asscan?"
by DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD November 28, 2009
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Julian Assange

Australian born, founder of Wikileaks
accused of cyber-terrorism and treason against US (he is Australian)
the man did nothing wrong unless one thinks exposing the unethical acts politicians and businessmen have engaged in behind closed doors
now before you hate on Julian Assange
consider this quote

"Liberty cannot be persevered without the general knowledge among the people, who have.. a right, an indisputable, inalienable... right to that most dreaded and envied kind of knowledge, that is the character and conduct of their rulers"

-John Adams
by donthate123 March 30, 2011
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