asspockets

They are segments of a fart released in succession in order to stiffle the devastating effect of noxious, anally released, gas.

"You guys sure are lucky I dropped those asspockets, and not the whole fart."

by Adam-Bomb September 21, 2008

assfucker

Someone who is annoying you or is a pain in your ass.

My boss is such an assfucker, he's always threatening to fire me.

by KyERnurse August 31, 2009

assfucktwin

The assfucktwins from the movie "orgasmo" are the origination (they get fucked in the ass, hence the name). Used as a insult towards someone.

Man, that guys an assfucktwin.

by Caustic August 29, 2003

assfuck

A term used to describe a position of sexual intercourse.

An assfuck is achieved when a male inserts his penis into someone's ass, or anus. This usually causes bleeding in the person receiving the assfuck, but immense pleasure and some penis shrinkage in the person giving the assfuck.

Prisoner: Get your nice, plump ass over here so I can give you an assfuck.

by B.O.S.Kuro-chan May 7, 2007

Assfuck

Noun. Used as a unit of grouping. Is equivalent to an extremely excessive amount.

Man, I have an assfuck of work to do.

I would give assfucks of money for that car

by commi17 November 1, 2010

Asspecks

A nice ass; a strong ass; a huge ass; strong buns

Fred: yo nick that body builders got some nice asspecks

by David tha murdarer November 1, 2010

assfuck baby

1. a person somehow conceived and delivered through the anus
2. someone lacking in common sense

You know that John's parents didn't want any more kids. He's their assfuck baby.

by assrasher December 3, 2013