assless

a noun (usually a human) without an ass

that girl is assless

by Cybelle November 28, 2006

Asspresso

DO NOT TRY.

Putting espresso up your ass for fast absorbtion.

DO NOT TRY.

Starbucks employees are known to do this when they are tired and dragging ass at work.

DO NOT TRY.

DO NOT TRY.

"I was tired at work the other day so I had some Asspresso."

DO NOT TRY.

by Starfux January 18, 2010

assle

v. To transmogrify into an asshole or to imbue with assholish tendencies through repeated contact.

BigDic91 used to be a nice guy, but #Domsandeasywenches assled him.

by stolensnark February 12, 2007

asslesauce

the shit that comes out of your ass that has the texture of applesauce

Dirk just ate that asslesauce because he thought it was real applesauce

by Dirk Assjack December 14, 2009

assperience

A noun denoting the amount of ass that one has recieved in one's lifetime.

Man, that jock has an unbelievable amount of assperience. He's done it with the whole cheerleading team.

by Assperience December 18, 2009

Assphemy

A fart that smells so bad, it is unforgivable.

Person 1: (fart)
Person 2: Dude!?
Person 3: Come on man! That was straight up ASSPHEMY!

by Laturna Noes August 30, 2013

asspedo

A fart assisted turd

That asspedo came out with such force I think it knocked a hole in the porcelain

by D. Scotty July 7, 2017