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cough assist

The cough assist is a device used to help patients who don't have a strong cough due to a nuromuscular disease such as Spinal Muscular Atrophy, or Pulmonary Muscular Atrophy. It delivers positive pressure on the lungs, and puts air into the lungs via a facemask, mouthpiece, or endotracheal/tracheostomy tube adpater, and then once the positive pressure is in the lungs it swiches to negative pressure thus simulating a cough.
1. A cough assist is kind of like a suction machine, but a suction suction machine has to have a tube that goes into the lungs to get the stuff out.
by ventilator96 November 8, 2009
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junior assistant manager breakdown

a junior assistant manager breakdown is when either a burger king or hardees wannabe manager attempts to stop you from getting a soda when you ordered a water. it sometimes is triggered by a junior assistant manager freakout, and is usually accompanied by empty threats from the middle-aged jr assistant management and bouts of laughter from myself.
some lady: hey! dump it out and get a water!
me: it was an accident
some lady: you didn't pay for that!!!
me: it's okay, relax and try not to have a junior assistant manager breakdown
by brotographer March 20, 2010
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Domestic Assistant

A person OR persons that dedicate their life to helping themselves while helping others. Somebody who goes above and beyond their call of duty to please their "clients". A Domestic Assistant can do any task put in front of them that involves anything in or around a household. They can also travel with their clients to different locations and assist them in whatever they may need.
"Honey, I need someone to help me around my house with many different things!" "Okay, Honey, I'll hire you a Domestic Assistant."
by A Facebook phenomenon August 11, 2010
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pharm assist

When you are on rotations for pharmacy school, and your preceptor/pharmacist helps you make a clinical decision or suggests one.
After my preceptor pointed out that I should used weight based dosing for my patient, I thanked him for the pharm assist.
by JKillIan February 11, 2009
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assbestos

a naturally occurring, pubic compound commonly found stuck to the end of a penis after anal sex. The inhalation or ingestion of assbestos fibres can cause serious illnesses such a faecal poisoning or pink eye.
Jimmy is currently suing his boss after he was repeatedly exposed to dangerous assbestos fibres.
by Mhaggis November 4, 2011
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assistant coach

Usually is the coach of a sports team. He doesn't do any real coaching, he just sorta yells "come on guys!"...or a classic of all assistant coaches..... "let's hustle!"
Assistant Coach: Come on Billy, pick it up! hustle!!!
Billy: (picks up his speed)
by Naked Josh 123 September 25, 2005
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Assistant Crack Whore

This year, there's a new "Worst Job in America", displacing the old number one for the last five consecutive years - "Crack Whore". The new number one: "Assistant Crack Whore"
by Dave March 12, 2008
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