assholectomy

A divorce, a break-up or other ending of a relationship.

A separation, removal or discarding of a needless annoyance.

I recently had an assholectomy, after all I was already born with an asshole, there was no need to have two.

No, Asshat and I are no longer together. I had an assholectomy.

by RagDoll Customs January 15, 2011

Assholic

(adj) when people are continually acting like assholes or have done something to be mean, rude and/or obnoxious.

Meat heads in bars often act assholic when they get wasted

by Allie S. B. June 23, 2006

Assholedouchefagbitch

A combination of the words: Asshole, Douchebag, fag, and bitch. Usually used to describe someone who is either an: Asshole, Douchebag, fag, or a bitch.

Person 1: Oh hey loser!
Person 2: STFU! ASSHOLEDOUCHEFAGBITCH!!! I am not a loser.

by RandomGirly June 16, 2010

Assholic

Assholic, n. Someone, preferably of the female gender, who has it wished upon them by multiple beings to be violently pillaged and ravaged by a shark, usually a great white, who then devours the flesh of said entity in a rather barbaric and savoring manner.

Guy: Look of that bag 'o ho over there! *points

Girl: Oh my gosh, she's assholic!

Guy: I agree, now let's go dump her in a shark tank and help out society!

by AJndEC January 14, 2011

assdorito

A true fucking retard. Generally used when someone is doing something stupid, but not stupid enough to illicit harsher language.

Steve: Hey check out that girl, I'm gonna go take her purse
John: Don't be an assdorito

by Klevo April 20, 2008

Assholic

To be asshole-like; Properties of someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead.

That last test was assholic

by Krazy Smith May 4, 2008

senior assholitis

The affliction known to strike high school seniors. Symptoms include utter lack of respect for anyone, inflated self-worth, and laziness. Prone to emotional outbursts, especially when confronted with a problem due to their own actions (or inaction)...

Father: What's her problem?!
Mother: Senior assholitis has hit.

by Hwood73 February 18, 2015