Assward

Same as backward but adds the level of stupidity or intensity of pain in it.

He fell assward. He was driving assward.

by bretfort October 3, 2008

Assbark

Assbark forms in a pair of underwear where layer upon layer of skidmarks have been built up until it resembles the approximate color and texture of bark.

"My wife still throws up every time she has to scrape the assbark off my shorts."

by dillymax June 10, 2009

assparty

the view you get when walking behind a group of *fine* members of the opposite sex

by sam October 27, 2003

assparade

website for buttlovers, or big butt lovers, here you can see some big butt pornstars like, tushy flower,naomi,caroline...

hmmm, they're some really nice asses on assparade...

by blitzz September 14, 2007

Assfrown

When a girl called Saffron is realy cool, and everone thinks shes amazing.

"Wow! Look over there"
"Oh wow"
"Shes a proper Assfrown"

by AhMazIngNess March 9, 2009

Asfar

A super cool friend who always helps you when you need them. A legit GOAT at any game he plays. Super buff and tough. Says a lot of bad words. But one of the kindest friends who will always stand up for you.

Not gonna lie, you almost as cracked as Asfarz

by Neowjkzz December 27, 2020

Assfarticals

The particals that release from your ass when u fart. Fart

Dang who's assfarticals are in my nose right now. Booty

by Biggs June 3, 2016