assfart

a fart that comes out of your ass

i just had an assfart

by wah April 17, 2003

assface

to sit on ones face and fart

Bam: we think Rake needs to have a meetbag to the face
Rake:that was disqusting!!!
Bam : your jacket desserved that
Rake: That was the worst assface ever!!!!!

by heroin bob slc September 25, 2010

asscactus

The conditon in which a man or woman has such prickly ass hair, whether it be from feces or it just grows that way,that said persons ass hair has the sharp prickly quality of the needles of a cactus

1. Dude i haven't wiped in so long i'm starting to develope asscactus.

2. Hey man i was humpin this girl last night and it was all good until I decided to go doggie style and the bitches asscactus was so sharp that it almost pierced my dick.

by JakeYkins March 9, 2007

assface

a balding history teacher who has an ass for a face and can talk constantly about a single subject for hours, boring her class to death

"Mrs. Smith looks just like an assface!"

by DUEEEEejfslkdfr;lksjdl November 19, 2006

Assface

like buttface, JUST BETTER!!

oh man my brother is such an assface, he won't get me Taco Bell even though he's already there and owes me 4 dollars

by areyoukiddingme08 February 4, 2015

assface

Someone who's face looks like an ass

Shut up, assface.....oh, and by the way, Happy Mothers Day...... Assface

by Yournamey Macgee December 4, 2002

assface

Possessing the facial qualities of an ugly man's ass.
One who resembles Tony Blair on television.

After my cousin got mutilated in a car accident, he's gotten a real assface.

by Big Bob March 20, 2003