citigroup asset management

Part of a corporate terrorist operation. Citigroup is known for screwing their employees out of money on their paychecks, especially final paychecks. These sick bastards enjoy not only screwing over customers, but their own employees.

Why is my paycheck short? Oh, because I work for the terrorists at citigroup asset management.

by greengirl123 November 17, 2006

asbestos

A mineral used for insulation that is fatal when its fibers are inhaled and is associated with asbestosis (scarring of the lungs), lung cancer, and methothelioma. Theres many types of asbestos. One type is called Chrysotile, or, most commonly referred to as "White Asbestos" that has a melting point of 1500°C. Because if its resistence to both high heat and chemicals it was widely used from the 1880's to the late 1970's in many industrial applications, as well as in many homes.

Old buildings are full of asbestos. The best thing to do is encapsulate. If it is friable, in bad condition, call asbestos abatement crews to come treat it. Asbestos poses no threat if it is in good contition.

by nimbys_suck July 26, 2003

Assert Dominance

1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.

He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.

by frick_I_dropped_my_cabbage December 7, 2020

assistant manager

1) A person who thinks they are in power but who is actually a pawn

2) A person who is told they are in charge but who has to lick the boss's ass and do all the bullshit work for a fraction of his pay

1) "She's walking around like a queen now that she's the assistant manager. The fact is; she doesn't know how to make any rules! Maybe her first rule should be to change her fucking underwear so I can't smell toxic queef every time she walks past me!"

2) "Sally, you'll be in charge while I'm not around. If there's a complaint from one of the drunk customer's, you'll deal with it. When someone pukes in the washroom; you'll have to clean it up. When everyone goes home; you'll stick around to close. If you need me, you can try my cell. Your pay will have to stay the same...but you'll be the assistant manager....congratulations!"

by thedude1963 April 20, 2013

asserting dominance

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

by youeboom123 May 30, 2021

Assesstimate

When you're preparing both an assessment and an estimate for work to be completed

We'll have your assesstimate sent to you by midday tomorrow

by Lady K NZ March 7, 2016

Assist Trophy

A violent racial slur used to initiate mass genocide against multiple spiecies

Once again, Waluigi's Assist Trophy joins the collection!!... Which also means he's not a playable character. Just because you try hard doesn't mean you'll make it into the battle.

by JZA333 September 13, 2018