assburgers

When you eat to many burgers and it goes to your ass.

person1: woahh your assbugers is acting up!
Person2: yea i know, i ate alot of burgers today so im gonna have assburgers

by joho minivan yellow greene kug May 16, 2009

assburger

An individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings

Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV!

by molecule March 7, 2004

assburg

The thing your penis runs into while having sex with a lady or fella (hey, love wins...deal with it) and your partner hasn't dropped a deuce yet. It's like the Titanic but stinkier and with more poo.

Full speed ahead ensign. Captain this is a treacherous tunnel, many a skin boat have been sunk by Tina/Tom's assburgs!

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by Danimal1111 April 3, 2016

Assburgers syndrome

A condition suffered by people from the Munster area. Symptoms include chronic masterbation coupled with an intense desire to get their point across by talking and gesticulating in an exasperated manner

No.... No... No.... Basically.... It's assburgers syndrome

by scutteryballbag June 16, 2016

Asberger's

exhibiting a severe inability to function like a normal human being, akwardness in social interactions, and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. Normally associated with physical awkwardness

person 1: why did he keep trying to answer all those questions in class without ever knowing any of the answers? it's like he thinks he's the only one in the class.

person 2: see, i told you he had asberger's

by 2cool4lawschool December 17, 2008

Assburger

The act of lovingly eating someone ass void of any emotional attachments.

She thought she was getting a rim job from a man that loved her, but it was really just an assburger.

by All Bets Hedged March 5, 2021

Assperger's

An unusual obsession with buttocks, and especially a tendency to visually fixate upon buttocks when out in public, or in other social situations.

"That's the 15th woman today you've stared at too long because she had a nice can, Josh! You're more than just an assman, you've got Assperger's!"

by palabrajot August 19, 2011