A religious group where they all gather in the church to praise Asahi. Some of the activities in this religion are practicing shyness, putting their hair in buns, and growing facial hair. People who follow this religion believe the only way to become perfect in body and in spirit is to resemble their lord.
Person 1: Is that Jesus himself?
Person 2: No that’s Asahi! The god of AsahiAzumane-ism!!
Person 1: I want to follow that religion!
Person 2: No that’s Asahi! The god of AsahiAzumane-ism!!
Person 1: I want to follow that religion!
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" Oh Asahi Christ"
"Mother what can i get for Asahi Christ day?"
"Lord have mercy on Asahi"
"man-bun"
"Mother what can i get for Asahi Christ day?"
"Lord have mercy on Asahi"
"man-bun"
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A verbal and mental lubricant, able to stir even the most mundane and simple of imaginations, but especially flex the muscle of the more vivid ones. Will yield rich inner experiences ranging from wild sex images to the most innocent moments of pure magic.
A constant source of fascination coming from owning an exceptionally delicious mind.
A flexible canvas that will allow you to conjure and attach almost all the positive attributes onto it.
A goddamn hurricane, goddamn storm, goddamn tempest.
More often than not a cause for frustration due to the constant need for more and more. Light, invisible like air, and for short moments every now and then just as vital.
A reason to lose your otherwise flawless sense of reason.
For a while, at least, the mistress of another odd entity.
Hazardous and cautious at the same time, constantly pending between control and the loss of it.
Will make you laugh very often and keep you on your toes.
A verbal and mental lubricant, able to stir even the most mundane and simple of imaginations, but especially flex the muscle of the more vivid ones. Will yield rich inner experiences ranging from wild sex images to the most innocent moments of pure magic.
A constant source of fascination coming from owning an exceptionally delicious mind.
A flexible canvas that will allow you to conjure and attach almost all the positive attributes onto it.
A goddamn hurricane, goddamn storm, goddamn tempest.
More often than not a cause for frustration due to the constant need for more and more. Light, invisible like air, and for short moments every now and then just as vital.
A reason to lose your otherwise flawless sense of reason.
For a while, at least, the mistress of another odd entity.
Hazardous and cautious at the same time, constantly pending between control and the loss of it.
Will make you laugh very often and keep you on your toes.
I just Asah'd!
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