asspellet

a piece of shit

is that an asspellet on the floor?

by dj jazzy jeff and the fresh prints November 10, 2003

asselope

n: A variant of asshole. A person who exhibits asshole behavior often with intent to provoke reaction in others, then springing away.

Truant: Check it out, that guy just flipped-off that black Escalade with spinners.

Steve-o: Asselope.

by da truant July 4, 2006

Asael

Asael is the most fun-loving individual and is so smart, you fucking wonder if the man is a fucking walking encyclopedia. He pulls random historical facts out of his ass like they’re pieces of shit. He has great hair, great shoulders, great body. He has big dreams and should stop at nothing to accomplish them. He loves hard. To be loved by Asael is one of the most cathartic feelings you could ever imagine. Asael struggles with his insecurities, but is the most accomplished and steadfast individuals you will ever meet. He high key don’t understand how dope he is and that pisses most people off. Also, he is good in the bedroom. And I don’t just mean sleeping. Even though his ass loves to sleep. Even though he has insomnia. Dark-skinned boy who deserves the world. The girl who has him surely has something greater than rubies or diamonds. She has the world.

Guy 1: Bro, Asael is dope as shit, I’m very jealous of him.

Guy 2: Me too. He has many good qualities.

by ilikeburgers47 January 15, 2021

Assault Media

Typical Media reporting cramming a one side contrived opinion to the masses differrent than main stream American
opinion.

The "Assault Media" describes Assault Weapon is used as any gun that looks like a military weapon even if is not a full automatic weapon. Inaccurate and hyped reporting with out true knowledge of facts.

by steelmanUS February 8, 2013

text assault

when you receive a barrage of texts from one person, most likely when they are pissed at you.

Jeff: "Dude you're popular- your phone is blowing up!"

Jim:"Nah, pissed off my girlfriend and she is waging a "text assault" on me."

by bird is very October 16, 2010

Assault Rifle

1, technical definition) According to the Oxford English dictionary, an assault rifle is "a rapid-fire, magazine-fed automatic rifle designed for infantry use." While most of them are legal in the US assault rifles are hard to obtain. They are also very expensive to operate with the ammo and maintenance, and take skill to use effectively. "Assault rifle" is a highly technical term and only applies to a handful of guns.

2, Democrat definition) Any large gun that looks scary.

3, Repiblican definition) A buzzword made up by gun grabber libtards who want to take away our constitution.

1) I really want a FN SCAR but they're so expensive!
2) No civilian should be able to own an AR! That's an assault rifle!
3) Stupid libtards are trying to take our 2A! I'll keep whatever damn gun I want! Assailt rifles aren't real!

by icantthinkofausername777 May 22, 2020

Midnight Assault

1. The most fierce, evil and greatest metal band that ever existed!!!! Derives its name from the time at which they became a band. Led by David Ramsay, who provides lead vocals, as well as lead and rhythm guitar. Also in the band are John O'Dwyer, Darcey McDougall and Baker.

2. The nightly celebration of the aforementioned band. The celebration usually occurs at midnight, but is also celebrated at certain intervals after midnight as well.

1. Person A: Have you heard of Midnight Assault?
Person B: OF COURSE! Who HASN'T heard of Midnight Assault?

2. HAPPY MIDNIGHT ASSAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by CM5k December 10, 2006