assfuck baby

1. a person somehow conceived and delivered through the anus
2. someone lacking in common sense

You know that John's parents didn't want any more kids. He's their assfuck baby.

by assrasher December 3, 2013

Assfungle

The action of taking a plunger,and shoving it up your anus.

he assfungled me soooo hard.

by I wonder who it is? :O July 18, 2017

Assfuck

Another word to discribe Andrew Chan

Bruh he look like an assfuck but the funny thing is he never gonna ass fuck

by I FUCK UR MOTHER AND UR BROTHR December 10, 2018

Assfuck of dawn

When you have to wake up so early that the world is fucking you in the ass.

I have to wake up at the assfuck of dawn tomorrow.

by Dak-kota December 6, 2022

The Coles assfucker

When someone is dared to run naked through coles, grab a roast chicken out of the heating box, and fuck it in the ass until one's dick is red and burnt.

" Yo, will told me this story one time of when his frat friends dared him to bang a chicken in a coles, everybody's calling him the coles assfucker now bro!"

by NorrisButtBuddy May 12, 2018

Assfucker

Slang for "asshole" When someone does something or says something that is not liked.

You are such an asshole

by Dubie March 25, 2005

assfuck

A insult

A way to fuck someone

The bitch called me an assfuck.
Me and jammy assfucked last night

by adam young August 29, 2014