MNA (Man needs ass)

For parents can refer to getting an ass whooping
For a hookup, it means you or someone else needs/wants to have sex

Parents: i failed my apes text, once i get home to my parents, that MNA (man needs ass)
Hookup: He’s so cute, man that MNA (man needs ass)

by Simp_with_a_pimp_mentality October 11, 2020

old man saggy ass

one who likes to fuck old men with saggy asses

Obideiah Rodriguez wildly fucked the 80 year old man who had a saggy ass.

by Cameron Banzoowalktoomanshebitchfacetronthon January 21, 2004

Old Man Saggy Ass

A person who has qualities to the face that make her resemble an ass.

"Victoria sharpe."
"Dude, here comes old man saggy ass, lets get the fuck out of here."

by Obediah Rodriguez January 17, 2004

Poor man’s ass to mouth

When the receiving partner takes your member out of her ass hole & quickly cleans it off with a baby wipe, or light splashes in the hot tub cleaning off any faecal matter before inserting your penis in her mouth. Thus cheapening the experience.

I was doing Monica in the ass in the hot tub last night, then when I asked her if she wanted to taste it? She said yes, but splashed it with Hot Tub water a few times before she put it in her mouth. I feel like the chlorine really ruined. The taste for her and the experience for me. She gave me the poor man’s ass to mouth.

by TOJunky85 March 17, 2025

Talks like a man with a paper ass

Also, talk like a man with a paper ass. Refers to an individual that lacks substance. Can't back up his big talk, bragging.

See that big mouth over there? He talks like a man with a paper ass.

by fonspa November 1, 2010

one legged man in an ass kicking contest

Attempting to accomplish a goal (kick ass) with some possible success only to wind up falling on your own ass. Having to try harder than the average person to reach the same success. A repeated accomplishment followed up by repeated embarrassing failures.

Melvin was a good looking guy but his halitosis made the women gag, he was about as successful with dating as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.

by EmmasTatDad July 24, 2014

busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest

To be so busy, that you will never finish your job

"There is no way I can finish that too!" "Im busier than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest!"

by Frainslug November 5, 2005