Asian Parents

(This is coming from an asian kid)
1) They gave birth to you, so:
They can control anything you do (Going out with friends, eating, etc.) They can also choose what you can watch or listen too.
2) If you get a call from the principal or the teacher sends an e-mail, you will be
A)grounded
B)Stopped from using electronics
3)Expect super high grades.
4)More than 1 hour of electronics on weekends? You’re getting grounded.
5)You have to make up so many excuses just to leave the house on a weekend by yourself.
6)Extra cheap, only buys the bare minimum. You have to buy everything else using the pennies you found on the floor.
7)They will multiply anything bad your teacher said by 10, and divide anything good your teacher says by 10.

8)Super racist, thinks blacks and latinos don’t study and are stupid.

Michael:Didn’t you get a F on your report card?
Chang:Yup, my parents whooped my ass so hard it’s flat.
Michael:Feels bad man
Chang: I saved up enough money to buy that pc I wanted.
Michael:Cool we can play games together now!
Chang:My parents took it away and used it to buy 15 gucci slippers when I am wearing shoes I found at a store for $5.
Michael:I’m lucky I’m white
Chang:Feels baaaad. My parents want me to graduate and become a brain surgeon at the age of 16. I did the SAT when I was 5.
Michael:Oh hell no thank god im white. Asian parents suuuuck.
Chang:FML

by thiccasian69 November 29, 2018

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome

Flat Asian Butt Syndrome (FABS), also known as Asian Booty Disease, is a benign medical condition that develops in over 95% of both males and females of Asian descent. The condition affects the entire gluteal region and is irreversible but not life-threatening. Symptoms include lack of volume and abnormal flatness. Typical complications are not being able to participate in popular dances such as twerking and not being able to fill out pants.

Sara: "I want to learn how to twerk."

Thomas: "With your pronounced case of Flat Asian Butt Syndrome, I think it would be a waste of time."

by Moroccanite June 23, 2023

youth in asia

Term people look up when they hear euthanasia and don't know what it means.

"Is Dr. Kevorkian a pedophile or something? He keeps doing youth in asia."

by seven ate nine January 6, 2010

Asian Grading Scale

Typical Asian Grading Scale as found on California primarily Asian high school's website:

A= Average
B= Bad
C= Catastrophe
D= Disowned
F= Forgotten Forever...

Now you know why we spend half our times buried in a book. Doesn't this asian grading scale answer so much? To our parents, this does not seem harsh. Go figure.

by Random Asian 2012 October 3, 2012

Raw Asian Garbage

Filthy asian women who take pride in throwing themselves at white/non-asian men...
the same way raw garbage is thrown to pigs for consumption.

Eww, look at that Raw Asian Garbage actin all proud and shit.
Eww, look at that R.A.G. actin all proud and shit.

by raw_asian_garbage April 11, 2021

Asian Whining

When Asian kids at school complain about getting a 99 on a test that everyone else failed

Martin: (sees 99 on a BC Calculus Test) OMG UBER FAIL! My parents are gonna kill me! They might even take away my StarCraft!!!!!

Ruifan: (holds up 63) Okay, enough with the Asian whining. Believe it or not, 99 is a good grade.

by DirtySanchez999999 February 22, 2011

Asian swamp eel

A common practice between friends in Japan resulting in one friend slipping an eel into another friend's rectum. It is most commonly done as an old traditional drinking game in which the first person to pass out is the lucky recipient. Daniel Tosh loves this prank, especially because it results in massive internal hemorrhaging and dehydration thus resulting in death due to hypovolemic shock.

One day, Daniel Tosh, a very strong supporter of globalization, agreed to party with a group of Japanese chefs. Tosh, being the lightweight that he is, got very drunk, took his pants off, and passed out at the party. The Japanese men spread his cheeks and inserted their prized swamp eel into his rectum. Luckily for Tosh, he was so used to taking things in the ass that the swamp eel had little effect. To this day the Asian swamp eel lives in the lower bowels of his intestine, eating the pride (that he swallows daily).

by Tee Gharrity November 15, 2010