Wife Armed

When an un-foreshadowed plot twist completely invalidates a story.

The plot of the new Bionic Commando game completely got completely wife armed.

by Hazor_Dral September 20, 2009

Armond White

Annoying hack of a film critic that gives bad reviews to good films and good reviews to bad films, with the reviews being pretentious and nonsensical. On Rotten Tomatoes, he has only agreed with the Tomatometer 51% of the time! Everyone knows, however, that he only does this for attention since his reviews are always the most discussed.

Here's a list of films he hates:

Up (97%)
The Dark Knight (94%)
The Hangover (78%)
Star Trek (95%)
Watchmen (64%, I don't care if it's low, it's still one of my favorite movies)
WALL-E (96%)
The Wrestler (98%)
Benjamin Button (73%)
Gran Torino (80%)
Slumdog Millionaire (94%)
Burn After Reading (78%)
Hellboy 2 (88%)
Iron Man (93%)

Compared to movies he "likes":

Transformers 2 (20%)
Land of the Lost (28%)
Dance Flick (27%)
Confessions of a Shopaholic (23%)
Bedtime Stories (23%)
Transporter 3 (38%)
What Happens in Vegas (27%)
Chuck & Larry (13%, he called it a "modern classic")

So yeah, White is an attention-seeking idiot.

Isn't it weird that he's a black man who's last name is White and he likes bad movies and hates good movies?

Armond White is just an idiot.

by david smith, jr. July 2, 2009

Magitek Armor

A suit of magic robot armor in the game Final Fantasy III

It shoots lasers and shit.

by Sega Slayer February 10, 2007

Armoda

The Greatest Minecraft PvPer Of All Time. Everyone is dogshit compared to him.

Combokid: Armoda just took my elo again
RAJJIN: He’s the best lol stop queueing already

by Gamefreakisdogshit August 3, 2020

ArmorDooz

Llama fecies.

Good golly, Miss. Molly, that pile of ArmorDooz smells awful!

by Dooz March 24, 2003

Armadebton

A state when a country's debt continues to rise and nothing can stop it. The sign that a country has truly crossed into Armadebton, is when the country's political community cannot make a decision on whether or not the country's debt ceiling should be raised, thus causing a nationwide financial meltdown, losing many their jobs, homes, and food.

John: Why can't the government make a decision on whether or not to raise the debt ceiling? I might get fired!

Doug: Oh man, its Armadebton!

by Thisbe102 July 30, 2011

Armidale High School

Shit school where all the druggies go and fuck each other on the school grounds then get pregnant

"Oi, you know that school in Armidale where all the druggies go?"

"Yeah man, thats Armidale High School"

by an aussie in australia February 25, 2019