The act of receiving a double-handed hand-job while lying on your back. The person giving the hand-job sits kneeling, (preferably naked) next to your side and must be facing you while using both hands to add to a most incredible hand-job experience. (Lube is recommended).
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.
Hence, the 'Kneel Armstrong'.
I was lying in bed last night watching Sports Center and my girl Julie waltzed in, kneeled down next to me and gave me a toe-curling Kneel Armstrong.
by Shav_Glephic June 23, 2012

by Goatcheese December 11, 2019

opposite of dakota bone weak... a hot strong hunky greasy individual who surely can penetrate your rectum
person 1: yo whos that dakota boneweak nigga?
person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!
person 2: no you idot thats dakota armstrong, he stole my babe!
by dakota armstrong enthusiast December 13, 2021

A very weird girl who gets really emotional and has a lot of personal problems. She is taller than the average boy and tries too hard.
by jason the asian February 17, 2020

First man on the moon. He ruined the dreams of many people. He proved the moon wasn't made of cheese...
by shiney monkey September 22, 2005

Kelley Armstrong is a Canadian author, primarily of fantasy works. She has published twelve fantasy novels to date, most set in the world of Women of the Otherworld series, one crime fiction novel, and the Darkest Powers Trilogy. Armstrong has confirmed contracts with her American, British and Canadian publishers for novels seven through ten in this series.
The novels:
Bitten (2001)
Stolen (2002)
Dime Store Magic (2004)
Industrial Magic (2004)
Haunted (2005)
Broken (2006)
No Humans Involved (2007)
Personal Demon (2008)
Living with the Dead (2008)
Frostbitten (2009)
The novels:
Bitten (2001)
Stolen (2002)
Dime Store Magic (2004)
Industrial Magic (2004)
Haunted (2005)
Broken (2006)
No Humans Involved (2007)
Personal Demon (2008)
Living with the Dead (2008)
Frostbitten (2009)
by mmLeeLee September 16, 2009

by captain kirks number 2 bowl December 28, 2005
