the gustavo approach

the act of approaching a man/woman with the sexual intent of a baboob, this usually involves making oo oo ahh ahh noises whilst violently nutting in your pants

i tried the gustavo approach on jess last night , it worked a charm

by gustavo996 January 23, 2022

Bohemian Mountain Approach

The Bohemian Mountain Approach is a technique used to gain access to pussy. The use of the Bohemian Mountain Approach is quite simple, just do this. First, be kind towards the said girl. Second, distract the girl when you know she is comfortable with you. Then, when she is distracted quickly ram your index finger into her twat! This will instantly get her into the mood and who knows, maybe you will get some action too!

He used the Bohemian Mountain Approach in order to finger her and in turn he got a handjob.

by Grope King October 15, 2008

Neo-Eco-Feminist-Marxist Approach

A theoretical perspective of the social sciences which incorporates all the critical theories into one. Often used in essays when no mainstream theory can be made to fit the argument.

"I can't think of a theory which explains why my argument of why women in Kenya like planting trees".

"Just BS it and use the Neo-Eco-Feminist-Marxist approach. You can't go wrong".

"Good idea".

by CanadianQuail February 19, 2012

inside approach

a 90 doller piece of foam and plastic that costs under 1 doller to produce and you will get ripped off buying. It doesn't help out your swing and its nickname is the ripoff approach.

loser:Im going to spend all my birthday money and buy the inside approach to help improve my swing.

loser 3 months later: This piece of f****** shit sucks major balls!!! I cant believe I bought it!!!! I fucking got ripped off by the ripoff approach!!!!

by Alex Ebe February 5, 2005

Heavens Gate Approach

The Heavens Gate Approach is when a large group of individuals are failing so badly they should simultaneously commit suicide together.

The Biden white house should go for the Heavens Gate Approach

by TimNmikeExperience July 29, 2022

the Jesus approach

Going into a text conversation on Omegle and talking about Jesus the whole time. Then you take a screenshot of it to show to your buddies. It's like the online version of planking.

Me: Dude I totally used the Jesus approach on this random from Omegle lastnight!

Friend: No way! Send me the screenshot!

by Swarley6969 August 20, 2011

Missed Approach

When the dick slips out during sex.

"Oh shit I Missed Approach"

by Flickdawristohhhh March 18, 2017