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AppleCare

The process of having intercourse with an Apple, while simultaneously having intercourse with your partner. It is usually recorded on an Apple device.
“Oooh, I hope she gives me some AppleCare”

What the hell is AppleCare?”

“Ok, so you know Apple, the company?”

“Yea”

“Cool, so basically you cut a hole in a real apple and then you-“

“I think I get the idea.”
by anonymous November 16, 2025
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The Appledew Effect

An effect that is present in many public relations campaigns involving polls or contests. The public, if presented with one, will vote for an option that is out of the ordinary or generally weird. This was seen in the Dub The Dew contest where the most voted option for the new Mtn Dew flavor name was "Hitler Did Nothing Wrong."
Boston Dynamics' newest robot being named Fuckbot59 is likely due to the Appledew Effect
by Echold2006 April 26, 2023
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