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Johnny Appleseed

To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
I snuck up behind my roommate and gave him the ol' Johnny Appleseed.
by Darko October 5, 2004
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".
Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".
by lvjb November 11, 2010
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AppleBeesing

When someone makes it very obvious that they are adjusting their junk in front of company or a public place (Like my dad did at Applebees)
OMG Becky, He was Applebeesing right in front of my parents!
by The Applebeezer September 27, 2020
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Applebees Date Rape Creepy

This level of lowlife predator/cheapskate can be found in the $ “happy hour” halls of establishments such as Apple’s etc.

Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....

The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”

“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
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Blitzed at Applebees

Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
by MHlovr March 9, 2022
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Taking Grandma to Applebees

An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
Taking Grandma to Applebees only cost me my dignity and self respect.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
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Applebeezies

A contraction of "Applebee's" and Beezies, this generally means the typical woman one would find at Applebee's on any given night of the week. They tend to be tan, tall, range in age from 24 to 35 and tend to drink a lot. While not lacking in attractiveness, they tend to be very similar in both style and personality to one another. Applebeezies will be wild in bed if you have the money for their cocktails but usually won't be able to explain General Relativity if you bring it up on the ride home.
My friend Pete went drinking with Jerry and they brought home a couple of Applebeezies from the bar. One of them turned out to be a girl I had tutored in basic algebra for 3 months in college and she still failed the class.
by LisaSandler April 2, 2011
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