To gently place your slighty moist, newly shaven balls on the shoulder of an unsuspecting individual.
by Darko October 5, 2004
Get the Johnny Appleseed mug.When a Grandma and or "Gilf" in your Neighborhood goes down on 3 or more neighbors within a one block radius. She would be "Eating good in the Neighborhood".
Three of my neighbors are "Taking Grandma to Applebees". She sure is "eating good in the neighborhood".
by lvjb November 11, 2010
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When someone makes it very obvious that they are adjusting their junk in front of company or a public place (Like my dad did at Applebees)
by The Applebeezer September 27, 2020
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Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
Just waiting with a shitty spiked cocktail like a bomb... ready to blot out the future happiness out of their next naïve victim....
The slang application of this term is “Alvined”
“Alvin isn’t your typical creep. He is like Applebees Date Rape Creepy!”
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
“Did you hear about the last receptionist? Yeah, she quit too! She kept saying she got ‘Alvined’
by HumansInventedTwerkingBRUH June 9, 2021
Get the Applebees Date Rape Creepy mug.Getting blitzed at Applebees is a term that can apply to getting fucked up at any chain restaurant. Preferably on cheap signature drinks. With apps obvi.
“Dude let’s go get blitzed at Applebees this weekend.” “Heck yeah dude wanna go to Chili’s” “idk man I was thinking like TGIFridays”
by MHlovr March 9, 2022
Get the Blitzed at Applebees mug.An inexpensive means of entertaining an elderly woman, requiring only male shamelessness and her healthy libido.
by Texpert November 21, 2010
Get the Taking Grandma to Applebees mug.A contraction of "Applebee's" and Beezies, this generally means the typical woman one would find at Applebee's on any given night of the week. They tend to be tan, tall, range in age from 24 to 35 and tend to drink a lot. While not lacking in attractiveness, they tend to be very similar in both style and personality to one another. Applebeezies will be wild in bed if you have the money for their cocktails but usually won't be able to explain General Relativity if you bring it up on the ride home.
My friend Pete went drinking with Jerry and they brought home a couple of Applebeezies from the bar. One of them turned out to be a girl I had tutored in basic algebra for 3 months in college and she still failed the class.
by LisaSandler April 2, 2011
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