Applesaurus

Applesaurus (app-ul-sore-us) is a dinosaur entirely made of apples. Instead of bones like your common known t-rex, the applesaurus has "bones" of apple cores. They went extinct very quickly because they were eaten by other dinosaurs very quickly.
Believed to be an ankylosaurus and an apple combine.

There were no remains left of the applesaurus when the t-rex gobbled him up

by neonTURturkeyKEY October 26, 2012

monty pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology

The standard logic used by such people as the knights of the round table. It's sound logic that can only be understood by men of science.

E.g. You want to test if a woman is a witch. You burn witches, but you also burn wood. This means witches burn because they are made of wood. Wood also floats in water, just like a duck. So therefore, if she weighs the same as a duck, then she is made out of wood, and is therefore a witch. Now you must weigh her on a set of large scales with a duck, and if they weigh the same, she is guilty of being a witch.

Well, Bernard, that is some Monty Pythonesque application of the principles of logic and etymology right there!

by PetersonE1 February 16, 2017

Apple Fanboy

1. A person who believes in almost anything that apple says and gives into it's marketing strategy. 2. A prime target for apple marketers to impose their superfluously costing products to. 3. A person who honestly believes that Windows XP or Vista is Archaic, Inferior, Does Not Work, or just plain ripped off ideas from the Mac OS. 4. One who waits in line for days in some instances, for Apple keynote speeches. 5. One who believes adding an "i" prefix to anything is automatically superior to anything that does not have an "i" in front of it.

Most apple fanboys will possess three or more of the following:

1. iPod
2. iPhone
3. Macbook
4. iMac
5. Mac Pro
6. 3 or more Apple Connector Cables
7. A membership at Macheist.com

by audiomind5 January 14, 2009

Bad Apple!!

A song from the touhou project's 4th game. However it gained its popularity due to the cover from 2007 and the music video from 2009. It is among the most well known songs of the touhou franchise like U.N. Owen was her and Flowering Night/Night of Nights.

Person A: I really like touhou's music
Person B: Oh? What is your favourite track? Mine is Lunatic Eyes ~ Invis-
Person A (yelling): Nagareteku toki no naka de demo kedarusa ga hora guruguru mawatte
Watashi kara hanareru kokoro mo mienai wa sou shiranai
Person B: Yeah, Bad Apple!! is S tier

by True Calamarisadministrator April 5, 2021

apple pie life

That ideal life everyone wants; family, a nice house - all that jazz.

Person 1: my life is shit
Person 2: we can't all have that apple pie life

by kebabmuncher July 6, 2016

Applesaucin'

Applesaucin' is slang for using the valid argument form "Modus ponens," sometimes called "affirming the antecedent."

Origin:

"We can clearly see the validity of Norcross’s argument as he correctly employs the logical device of affirming the antecedent (or as we call it in the streets: applesaucin’)."

"He's just applesaucin', but his first premise is false."

"Applesauce all you want, but your shit's still unsound."

by robologic November 29, 2011

fiona apple

the hottest american singer ever she is mommy n girlboss

your mom: damn, fiona apple is pretty hot
your dad: i agree
your sister: mf turned me lesbian
your brother: mommy? sorry mommy? sorry
your whole family: dayymm

by imbetterthenyouatfortnite February 7, 2022