Ants on a Log 

When someone skeets on a turd. Looking similar to the childhood snack.

"I skeeted on the turd you left in the toilet, now my ants are on your log..."
"Have you ever jizzed on a turd? Thats called Ants on a log."

Ants on a Log by HERR WyWy February 6, 2025

Ants On A Log 

When someone poops on a cock and it resembles little bitty ants on a big ol' log.

"yeah that chick was crazy, she totally gave me ants on a log"

Ants On A Log by BradyHater/Raper/69 October 3, 2025

Lack toes in taller ants

When you are literally too scared to drink milk as last time you did, a huge ant that didnt have any toes robbed you for all your milk.

“I am lack toes in taller ants, i can’t drink milk”

Lack toes in taller ants by Wypipo whisperer August 22, 2019

center for ants 

An unusually small structure.
The term was delivered by Ben Stiller in the 2001 cult comedy Zoolander.

Derek Zoolander: What is this? A center for ants? How are we expected to teach the kids to read good... if they can't even fit inside the building?

center for ants by RoRo! May 25, 2006

Teen ants 

Oral sex.

"Hey, wanna teen ants?" - Johnny
"Of course!" - girlfriend

Teen ants by Slimyworm92837654 April 23, 2020

the ants 😡 🐜 

A term popularized on tik tok that has no real meaning but was originally used in a tik tokvideo referring to how ants scatter when they are eating a food that gets thrown away, it is now seen as a running joke

Jack: hey have you seen that new trend “the ants 😡 🐜”

Sally: yeah it was all over tik tok I don’t get it
Jack: most people don’t I’m going to going to go throw away this peach it is covered in ants
The ants: 😡🐜

the ants 😡 🐜 by Rosie211 September 7, 2019

red ants 

Red ants are the Devil's mini demons formed from sparks emitted from a hells fire. Ant burrows are depicted in the artwork of Dante's The Divine Comedy. They can be seen burrowing through all 9 rings. They are soulless creatures driven only to reproduce and kill all of humanity. Right now, they are forming massive armies merely 6" below our feet. God save us all!!

Beware!! Red ants are among us!! The end is near!!

red ants by Hush_your_monkey January 25, 2016