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A word said in a Scottish accent (usually followed by the phrase "where's me bow?") is used when in a dark dank cave (when lost) or to 'break the ice' in a conversation. It is also used when friends are being twats.
"Angus! Where's me bow?" -said Ben
"Angus?" -said Tim
"Angus!" -replied Ben, and the cycle continues.
Angus by Memilyfreeman November 12, 2018
Angus, a person who will fake cry to flirt and get sexually close to girls so he can get laid
“Wow dude, did you just flirt with that dead guy’s girlfriend, your such an Angus!
Angus by Jake and Kayden April 9, 2019
A fat fool they are most well known for being grotesquely overweight aswell as being a thoroughly dumb and annoying person. Many anguses question their sexuality in their teenage years with most of them coming out of the closet by 16.
Guy1-who the fuck is that fucking eejit?
Guy2-that must be an angus, look at the size of him.
Angus by Joseph mamanea October 16, 2019
1. A noun describing something that is sub-par.
2. A replacement noun for metaphors suggesting something is bad.
You kick like an angus.

She was an angus man.

That party last night was so angus.
Angus by DGD. September 13, 2011
an Angus is someone with a tiny penis and is a fat lesbian feminist who doesn't eat toast
dudeee you are such an Angus get over yourself
Angus by daddy’s rookie June 9, 2018
An absolute idiot, mug, lemon. Thinks he's got quality banter, but really he only has good chat because of Sacha. Can be used as a verb or noun. Mediocre looking, but can get by because he has the wettest, cheesiest lines up his sleeve
"That guy completed just Angused himself off there"
"Wow, you're such an Angus"
Angus by lexoxygirl February 1, 2018