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Being so drunk that you can't remember a thing
JOE:man you what you do last night
MARK: man i was angused last night i just don't know
Angused by .....GOD....... January 24, 2006
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To be forced to make small talk for the sake of being polite. To be held back from completing tasks or reaching destinations due to having to engage is meaningless conversation, the subject of which could be couldn't be further from anything you are interested in.
Sorry I'm late, I was getting Angused.

Or....

"Have you seen Bill?" "Yeah, he's in the boardroom getting Angused, but he'll be here in a second".
Angused by Dave Milligan July 20, 2005
Describing the depth and width of one's anus.
That woman is shallow anused. My dick reaches her intestines.
Anused by donkeywoman December 31, 2012

Angfused 

to be angry and confused at the same time.
Trying to put together this desk from Ikea is making me angfused!
Angfused by Skookum82 July 30, 2010
When you get used to something that is annoying.
I am annused to that dog's non-stop barking.
Annused by TnA August 15, 2014

unus annused 

Used when something is very upsetting or if someone mentions Unus Annus when you're vibing.
I was vibing to the different iconic YouTuber outros until I was unus annused.
unus annused by itsyourboidetza December 9, 2020
It has the exact meaning of arsed, meaning bothered.

It comes from the word anus, the excretory opening at the end of the alimentary canal syn: ARSED, arsehole, asshole. Therefore arsed and anus are the same word,meaning you can used anused as you wuld arsed

e.g.

"I can't be bothered to go out tonight"

"I can't be arsed to go out tonight"

"I can't be ANUSED to go out tonight
anused by Byron Mashumba May 10, 2006
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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